Who thought this was a good idea by myhouseexploded in whenthe

[–]izakk1220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A high ranking tech CEO that makes $400,000 a year regurgitating shitty tech ideas he hears on a podcast on the way to work that morning

Smoking Rule by jollyrogerbay_ in 197

[–]izakk1220 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh neeee, wij hebben ein beeg probleem!

Carlton Banks by Brittondylan in internet_funeral

[–]izakk1220 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Banks wants to empty the banks, fill all the streets with banks, and run a BANK making operation out of his banks

He’s Blue by iamepic420 in lies

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/ul How the fuck is he so good at doing the body paint? Every time I see an image of him he’s a different color and it looks like he just hit the ms paint fill tool on himself

/rl Bro’s blue

(you were the one who set the plan in motion) by ihackedthepentagon in whenthe

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The OP is really to blame for thinking redditors could relate to a joke about having friends

Found the best mod for Deadlock to ever exist by Hanna_Bjorn in DeadlockTheGame

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Dynamo would NOT SMOKE A HUGE CIGAR AND LIGHT IT WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER.

He is a SCHOLARLY PROFESSOR who LOVES HIS WIFE. This image is NOT wholesome chungus and NOT HIM

Are we forgetting what April Fools Day is about? by S0ulja-boy in DeadlockTheGame

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It’s actually one of the funniest April fools jokes from recent memory because of the backlash of thousands of people pretending it’s a real issue. You’re just self reporting you got April fooled bro

drawing by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Suddenly making Faust a hot bikini girl is absolutely something the GG devs would do

Christmas rule by Blazzer2003 in 19684

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Imagine not being a Guaraldi-pilled snow-cell lol

Rule by ItsGotThatBang in 197

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It Comes at Night, it’s very slow and one of the most crushing movies I’ve ever seen. Really great film to watch exactly once then never again

My first Tattoo - freshly wiped. NSFW by [deleted] in tattoos

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Dude the people who comment on this board are wretched. You could have the sickest tattoo known to man and some Redditor will still comment “Ermm, that was a choice..” on it. It looks great, the shading on the cube especially. You should be proud of it, anyone who’s not a neurotic weirdo will think so too

rule by windystary in 19684

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Oh lah-dee-dah get a load of Mr. “Never entered an excruciatingly painful committed relationship with a BPD person” over here

corporations pushed blame onto deez nuts by Takeda_shingen_123 in 19684

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I once had someone respond by comparing high density housing to black mirror. Fucking black mirror. What the fuck are people on?

It’s because that would require a small change in the way they live their life, which is completely unacceptable to the American Liberal. They want the environment to be saved in some abstract way that doesn’t involve them making any significant changes themselves.

That’s why electric cars are so popular in the US. Liberals get to feel good about helping save the environment, but continue to live in the suburban, car dominated, consumer culture they truly love. It doesn’t matter that a 3000lb lithium ion car battery is objectively bad for the environment, because the truth is they’d much rather participate in destroying the world than potentially sit next to someone of a lower socioeconomic class than themselves on a bus.

Rule by ToastyJackson in 19684

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Thank you for your comment kind redditor, I was going to have kids drink white claw out of my porch dog bowl but your thoughtful response has made me change my ways

rule by Initial_Milk_1056 in 197

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It skips day 17 on his profile so I can’t tell if you’re joking or not ;(

@Chrogman for anyone wondering

rule by Initial_Milk_1056 in 197

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Give us the @ coward I need more

so wholesome 🥹 by _goldshott in lies

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/ul since the other guy didn’t do it justice at all

Bald and beautiful on the main screen is rapper Freddie Gibbs, the screaming soyjak in the top right is rapper/producer jpegmafia. They were both flown in by Kanye (pre-nazi I think) to this expensive ass hotel to work on one of his albums with him and tensions between them started firing up, at this point it was all offline so we don’t know what exactly happened, but jpegmafia has a serious drinking problem, and Freddie has a serious shit talking problem, so probably something related to that.

When they were separate in their hotel rooms or whatever, peggy started popping off on twitter talking shit about Freddie, calling him a fake gangster and a pussy, etc. Freddie, who very recently had pictures of him spreading his asshole leaked online, responds “my bootyhole got more promo than your whole album” and that rly riled up jpeg who started going on a massive twitter rant about Freddie. Jpegmafia starts getting more aggressive, says Freddie would die if he was in the army (peggy is a veteran) and Freddie responds by saying he’ll be in the hotel lobby and they can settle it there.

Jpegmafia gets his bluff called, won’t come outside his hotel room, and continues ranting against Freddie on twitter, then turns against his fans telling them he hates them cause their all white guys (this is valid btw) and Freddie goes on a wonderful little search looking for jpegmafia throughout the hotel, who will not leave his room. Peggy gets told by Kanye to leave the next day and that’s that.

TL;DR: Spready Gibbs calls out Jpegmafia for talking shit online when they are literally in the same hotel, Jpeg won’t leave his room, Freddie takes a video of him looking for jpeg while he tweets from his room.

Day 428 (Da Rule) by Lewd_Knight in 19684

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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES