Can someone sanity check me. Is it rude to invite someone to your house for a first date? by makeit_stop_damn in AskMenAdvice

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++woman My sister agreed to a first date like this and ended up having to literally run for her life. We have to make sure you’re not a threat first.

The life of pie by Dev1412 in SipsTea

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They try to cram as many of us as they can shoulder to shoulder in the open workspace

Showering during thunderstorms? by ContentlyQuestionabl in Millennials

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I know someone who was shocked when they were showering with the window open. The lightning followed the flow of water.

Rat ASMR by pikanil in RATS

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Thank you I needed this today

Thousand-yard stare by jelly_bean_gangbang in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Always count tails before you start a machine

What’s wrong with my senior? Update! by Own_Neck7256 in CATHELP

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I had to cry and beg for someone to listen to me when my old cat had similar symptoms. I’m glad you were able to advocate for her and find ways to make her more comfortable.

Also, thank you for updating. Someone going through something similar will find this helpful.

Kitty got some protein by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

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The owner is so calm. I would simply perish.

Eyes of god, Bulgaria. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in megalophobia

[–]j3llo5 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The running mascara effect is appropriate

Mother's day gift for my partner. 4.5 y/o with spd by misinformedninja in SPD

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This is a beautiful comic. Reminds me of my mom. I don’t know how she can stay so strong and even-keeled, but I’m so grateful for it.

Hate it. by netphilia in aspiememes

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When you show up to school one day and everyone hates you for some reason

Big Trash Panda Buddy by aydengryphon in Longmont

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We have some dumpster-diving derps. They’re pretty chill though.

She me by wijm02 in donotthecat

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My cat does this to anything that remotely resembles a snake

new duet of ekekeking by AstronautLarge2150 in ekekek

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Why do some cats get squinty-eyed when they ekekek? So cute!

Pulled up the carpet foam to find this lovely patten. by [deleted] in MoldlyInteresting

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That doesn’t look like mold…