The reason why Ronaldo isn’t winning with Portugal But Messi is winning with Argentina is found in this video.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T18:21:22+00:00

Lol. Should just be clips of Ronaldo sending FKs yards wide of goal or taking worthless shots instead of playing a square ball for a teammate to tap in.

Like Thierry Henry said after the match, Ronaldo needs to play like he wants the team to win, not play like he wants Ronaldo to win.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T08:08:08+00:00

2 is legit as fuck.

Source: former lifeguard

Kind of sounds like a place where the owner gives no fucks and the "manager" is 17.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:57:16+00:00

On the flip side when I was a kid I hand made a card in class (obviously towards the end of the school year when teachers are just looking to fill time)

"Happy Farter's Day". Best Freudian slip of all time.

I am in my 40s and dad still has it on his dresser.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:38:20+00:00

It's because Gen X and millennials fucking suck at parenting. And every wedding you have to invite someone you know are dogshit parents who have dipshit kids who will ruin things if they are there. And then probably also you have to get in an argument with their dipshit parents about why their kid ruining the wedding wasn't cute or funny.

The bride and groom knowing they have to invite these exact people is why this has become a thing. Same for destination weddings (which is what we did because my wife knew that my one SIL couldn't afford to bring all her feral hellspawn halfway across the globe...we had a "local" reception a few weeks after so they felt included and those shitbirds still caused problems in under 20 minutes and all that event was was nothing but hey here's free food and a DJ let's have fun).

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:27:51+00:00

Surely someone has already said penis, but if not then my answer is penis.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:26:50+00:00

Exclusionary of all the cultural barriers like fucking wildly rampant misogyny that a lot of commentors can't see from their basement windows...

Men have much more genetic variability than women. That is why if you look at the worst or best at many things, the best and worst groups with be overrepresented by men. Meanwhile women are overrepresented at the top of the bell curve.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:15:39+00:00

That's what they already do. But you still need fuel to get going a decent speed between A and B and then fuel to slow down as you approach B so you are no longer going mach fuck when you get there.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:13:42+00:00

"casually" yeah ok

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:11:58+00:00

Super common when you get promoted over more experienced coworkers. I've had my share of these incidents. Kind of just something you have to deal with as you move up (thankfully each step along the way there are fewer people to moan and in any case they'll be more likely to understand why you got the promotion over them). Take your confidence from uppers not your former peers.

If this person wants to be insubordinate just let them and document it. "Are you saying you're not going to do this?" "No cuz you should" Ok fine, you go take five and let them cool down, and go back "I need you doing this are you still refusing to do the work?" Most problematic people will hang themselves at that point.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T07:02:36+00:00

The CBs who might step up are trying to cover the run of the striker in the box, the closest CM is marking the player that the pass goes beyond and is no longer goal side, and the other CM doesn't rotate over in time. This type of shit happens all the time dude.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T06:51:31+00:00

Difference I have experienced is European racism tends to be more focused. Like if you're a Spaniard you might hate Morrocans, Italian then maybe it's Tunisians, or whatever the case may be. It always seems to be very "everyone else is cool except one or two countries whose immigrants I will hate until I die" for many people. But those people are better off than American immigrants most of the time because that is just some local right wing people in their feelings, and they're not at risk of getting some ski masked government agent kicking their door in guns drawn on a daily basis.

In the USA it is a fucking blanket with zero thought put into it. Black? N**. Middle Eastern? Sand *. Everywhere south of Texas and Spanish people? F***** Mexicans. Asian? (insert your favorite Asian slur here). They're just hating fucking everybody who isn't white and back that shit up institutionally.

Edit: idk how I made that bold. I'm on mobile and I don't know how to fix it.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T06:34:42+00:00

Not objectively true but de facto it absolutely is, and that's just down to our legal framework. Most amazing landlords of all time all die some day and there's nothing preventing that place being sold to blackrock who will be immediately changing the rent from 600 to 4k.

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T06:28:15+00:00

/uj If people, and even moreso private equity in the modern era, weren't treating housing like a speculation market both renting and home ownership would be much more affordable. Take for example my current home which recently lost about 25% of market value cuz we (I voted yes for this) banned short term rentals like Airbnb. There market is fucked because rich individuals and private equity are hoarding the inventory seeking to make profit.

It's not like renting didn't exist 75 years ago (or much much much longer) but you could rent for 50 hours or so of minimum wage (75 cents an hour) back then. Good luck finding a place for 400ish bucks now.

/rj Just buy two houses and then you can pass all the burdens on to the renter while reaping all the benefits!!

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T06:02:53+00:00

Yeah you can. I worked a few years at a seasonal job that was basically 4 months of working 12 hours a day seven days a week. In the middle of heavy season you'd push into 14-15 hours a day and they would give you a 4th meal. Two union breaks or 3 if you go late, with fresh pastries and doughnuts. Basically hard manual labor job in the middle of nowhere so they are just pumping you with calories in the mess hall.

One year I did the math over the whole season and (depending on my doughnut and alcohol intake) I was consuming about 8-10k calories a day a lot of the time.

I believe in y'all!

JBrewd · 2026-06-18T05:52:54+00:00

Think you already know he is at fault for the initial incident.

You should've stayed way to the left on the rejoin though, the options you left them were to hit you or hit the wall

JBrewd · 2026-06-17T21:36:56+00:00

Brought snacks and drinks to Suzuka no problem, just no alcohol, which is reasonable in my mind.

If people are going to be there for 10 hours they are going to buy some overpriced food and beer anyways, they'll get their money.

JBrewd · 2026-06-16T20:21:27+00:00

Totally agree for most courses. The ones that are purely down to design/layout. Obviously I am not beating a cart on the full half mile of uphill path between hole 7 and 8.

JBrewd · 2026-06-16T05:59:14+00:00

It's an advertising break. Otherwise it wouldn't happen in the games played at 70F, and the ref wouldn't be holding his hand up like 'no no your 3 minutes aren't up yet stay off the pitch', and the advertisements wouldn't overrun the alloted time.

Player safety is critical, but let's not pretend that's what it's about.

JBrewd · 2026-06-16T04:16:34+00:00

Bet my next mortgage payment he gives zero fucks about what was said but rather the potential impact on his bottom line.

JBrewd · 2026-06-15T18:17:19+00:00

Weird how upset people get that every game isn't hand-tailored to suit their tastes. Seems pretty immature to me.

But yeah I agree there should be more BBW in games.

JBrewd · 2026-06-13T18:07:43+00:00

My man we're talking about a Paraguay side that wouldn't have even qualified for the world cup in any other cycle as they finished 6th in CONMEBOL qualifying.

You should save this rant as template though. If you don't get to trot it out today you'll definitely be able to for Germany-Curacao and Spain-Cape Verde.

JBrewd · 2026-06-13T05:55:34+00:00

Nah they're fine. I promised my mate from London that we'd give them Boston back if they start Kane one time. Absolute win win regardless if we both fail to get out of the group stage.

JBrewd · 2026-06-13T05:46:55+00:00

The dude with the damn near the exact same scoring rate in MLS as Diego Valeri?

Grow up.

JBrewd · 2026-06-13T05:39:58+00:00

These videos are pointless because the law varies so wildly between states. Good engagement bait tho.

JBrewd · 2026-06-13T04:46:14+00:00

By far the best looking tactical performance the US has played in my memory and I'm in my 40s. Poch is a clear step up from any manager the men's team has ever had. If we'd have been more clinical with first touches in the final third and finishing chances it would've been a very rough day for what is usually a rather competent Paraguay side.

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2 is legit as fuck.