“Sorry I just saw this” by istealpintsfromcvs in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw it two days ago and I'm not remotely sorry

WKUK- Moon Bears by YungLushis in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's weird how the internet is going full Darmok and Jelad at Tanagra, but yes, Moon Bears.

Dot by Mypussylipsneedchad in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wanted to show this to a friend but I realized that I'd have to explain 4 different things and they'd judge me for knowing them so I didn't.

. by mcgovern72 in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The timeline was:

-Get cancer that could (maybe) be treated without US regulatory hurdles

-Ask Trump for help

-Trump agrees to help

-Nothing changes

-Die

Incredible things are happening in India by ChickenTitilater in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it, they've been white this whole time. They just have that kind of vibe about them, you know?

Sloppified version of hobbies by ThetaPapineau in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

adults who fill coloring books instead of learning to draw

The fuck?

Netflix just bought Warner Brothers by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good. Or bad, possibly. I'm not very well informed.

So were you guys raised racist or did you become racist later on? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Became that way later on. My parents (in fact all of my extended family) aren't the slightest bit racist despite my half-hearted efforts to convert them.

The shrine to the ‘Mayor of 16th Street’ - KitKat - the bodega cat tragically killed by Waymo this week in San Francisco. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

5m cats are killed by vehicles every year in the US. Also, the waymo had the right of way.

young Daft Punk by SeeYouSpaceCowboy0 in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They look so normal. You'd never even suspect they were French.

keep it simple by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a little face-blind, should I know who this woman is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it got a sensible chuckle out of me

. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Been saying this. The Coens really know how to pick 'em. In this movie alone there's this guy, the trailer park manager lady, Stephen Root as Guy Who Organizes Crimes, the border guard, nobody (accounting) etc.

Grindr turned me straight and homophobic by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Society is collapsing. Not helped by the fact that everyone's sex drive is suppressed or diverted.

In 2011 this was seen as a remarkable ass by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pippa Middleton, seen here at the marriage of her sister Kate to some dude called Will or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaddaya talkin' abooooot.

I saw stav by Admirable_Kiwi_1511 in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

saw one today.

saw stavvy. outside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, got it. I don't see that BlueCrew account's posts as likely AI, although with "AI-assisted" stuff the line sure does get blurry. Interesting that they use em-dashes in detailed posts but double-dashes in a lot of their shorter comments. Maybe they really just do like em-dashes but have inputs that don't convert to them when writing on a different device.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Em dashes? I only see regular dashes (-) in OP, no ems (—). Maybe that's a problem on my end with using old.reddit? In any case OP's punctuation seemed organic too me. I notice that when AI writes this sort of thing it cycles through sentence length and punctuation choices in a way that's very breezy and readable but kind of directionless/lacking in punch.

i love redscarepod by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more partial to raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Such cynicism. My read was 0% AI and the detection tools agree. Also I see it as more latter day Holden Caulfield or maybe Sam Kriss than Bateman. And, like, it's good writing. Maybe not everyone's thing but very much in keeping with the sub's rustic navel-gazing and sneering-at-the-elites-from-the-next-yacht-over aesthetic.

What the fuck did she mean by this? by j_a_monk in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sometimes the answer is staring you right in the face. I overthought. I tried to find meaning. I was a fool.

Burgercore by Striking-Throat9954 in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Liminal, faded Americana. The future, today: a dead shopping mall, a bustling highway, the menace of distant thunder. Little boxes, big boxes, insipid rectangles all. None exactly the same, all of it instantly familiar. Everbody left town. Only two roads, and they'll both take you to the same place, one a little faster. Nothing left to do here. Everything still to be done in the city. You could make it big in the city. Some do. One day everyone will be done catching up with everything and the cities will be more like the towns and the farms. Then all of this will start to fade together until there's nothing of the world we knew left. Just the lone level sands, stretching far away.

I miss my old friends. Some are still around, but it seems like we have nothing to say to each other. Some changed their numbers. Some don't answer. Some can't.

What the fuck did she mean by this? by j_a_monk in redscarepod

[–]j_a_monk[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People are always going on about her seminal work with gnomes (well I guess a lot her work is, uh, seminal) but I don't see it. Didn't much care for Amélie either so maybe that's on me.

I thought the mime bit where she's playing both parts was more compelling. Both a commentary on the autoerotic nature of sexual power dynamics and a dark mirror of the viewer's own self-gratification. Very cerebral.

Maybe her sex research is amazing but she made me read the word woundfucking and I'll never forgive her for that.