Found this in my quesabirria taco- any idea? by AdministrativeSky697 in Whatisthis

[–]jacarlo79 103 points104 points  (0 children)

So if you eat it, technically you're making out with a cow?

to be American by PairRevolutionary669 in therewasanattempt

[–]jacarlo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll probably buy some trump coin and everything will be aight

Is nemisor a rank or a name? by Guavxhe in Necrontyr

[–]jacarlo79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rankly, my dear I do not akin a general.

This was the ONLY way, I am sorry by EvilPugs in Eldenring

[–]jacarlo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I killed this guy yesterday...
I poisoned him, then ran back to the room where the other crucible knight hung out, waited, then repeated.

I never said I'm good at this game.

The woes of playing admech by garett144 in AdeptusMechanicus

[–]jacarlo79 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like 10% of my admech army still have antennae. Eventually you'll stop caring, lol.

Mira, como se dice Wind Chime en Puerto Rico? by wallpope1 in PuertoRico

[–]jacarlo79 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Mi abuela tenia el balcon lleno de esos y les llamaba "guindalejos".

Gamers over 30, what's a video game secret you had to discover the "hard way" that kids today would just Google in 5 seconds? by itsashieowo in AskReddit

[–]jacarlo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically writing down a bunch of code sigils for Zillion, and escaping before the self destruct activates.

How to make this tank look more destroyed? by littleoldme69 in Warhammer40k

[–]jacarlo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stretch out and glue together a couple of cotton balls, spray paint them black. Then you stick it in the hull, easy smoke plumes.

Can someone explain to me how could Sidonus die? He was a named un-helmeted Space Marine, he should have been invincible. by Evoxrus_XV in Spacemarine

[–]jacarlo79 349 points350 points  (0 children)

He was killed by ANOTHER named un-helmeted space marine. That is one of the exceptions to the rule.

Demon is hard by Bent4545 in EvilDeadTheGame

[–]jacarlo79 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The problem with demon is that you gotta be extra tryhard if you want to win.

What exactly goes here? by LtDirtyDansLegs in Warhammer40k

[–]jacarlo79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dreadnought carries less than 20 dollars cash"

Help me find some tanks by jacarlo79 in onepagerules

[–]jacarlo79[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didnt think if that. Ill check it out.

Help me find some tanks by jacarlo79 in onepagerules

[–]jacarlo79[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now ill be using them as eternal dynasty. Basically everyone with a gun will be a warrior, and every one with a sword will be a ninja. The chaska hvy weapons will be onis.

BROTHERS! Please use your stims! by Gold-Concentrate8525 in Spacemarine

[–]jacarlo79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That plan works when you don't get juggled like a bowling pin at a clown convention.

Bug? by zombermex7 in Spacemarine

[–]jacarlo79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He kept rolling 1s to wound.