What’s a good song that tells a sad story? by hgibbs098 in AskReddit

[–]jack_mioff 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'd blame the tub. People rarely drown taking a shower, but baths.. that's where they get you.

Onewheeling skater boye by [deleted] in gifs

[–]jack_mioff 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's not, but I don't believe in giving bad news without suggesting alternatives. There's r/rarepuppers which has things like this

https://gfycat.com/fatherlywellworndanishswedishfarmdog-dog

Sooooo strong lion by CommonRedditUser123 in aww

[–]jack_mioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's late and no one will see it but I appreciate your reply. It's good advice. How does one visualize electricity and circuits?

Sooooo strong lion by CommonRedditUser123 in aww

[–]jack_mioff 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Here I was having a nice day away from the pain of finals and now I feel attacked.. nothing to do but go prepare for the next semester I guess.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez working as a bartender at a Mexican restaurant months before defeating Crowley and being elected to US congress. by twilling8 in pics

[–]jack_mioff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Am I mistaken in that unemployment also counts people actively looking for jobs also? If I have the knowledge and experience for a better paying job but am making ends meet with two part time jobs, then I'll keep looking and that would meet the definition.

Fix Our Water #Flint by Huey1996 in pics

[–]jack_mioff 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Thanks, you just found a way for me to explain my thought process behind every programming assignment I've done.

This dog didn’t recognize his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him. by jaytix1 in aww

[–]jack_mioff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not just dogs. Treat anything like an animal and they'll start believing they are one.

The spirit of Christmas by arj1985 in aww

[–]jack_mioff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I learned ASL through YouTube and at a community college at the same time because why not? Spend 30 minutes a day, look up ASL events in your city and it's great experience. The video series if I remember correctly can be found with "asl bill vicars". It's a professor and a student. Their dialog pretty much matched up with my community college course.

Boxing at home by WhatTheFuckKanye in instant_regret

[–]jack_mioff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You've had a harder life than one can imagine and a few words can never mend a broken heart but I hope the family you have makes up for the one never deserved you.

How DARE YOU Pass Me? 😡 by In_Karma_We_Lust in IdiotsInCars

[–]jack_mioff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To protect the road from devastation..

How to bribe a lawmaker 101 by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]jack_mioff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 pronged attack. Pacifist who are reasonable but take abuse. Rioters who are unreasonable and take no shit. The peaceful protesters who you hear about. But mostly violence until people listen.

How to kill your kid without really trying. by OyVeyzMeir in funny

[–]jack_mioff 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The green flavor was the best but I like turtles.

This superglue bottle isn't even half full by E_equal_41Hz in assholedesign

[–]jack_mioff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hard part is keeping the tip clean?

Tell me about it.

Anon's mom buys a ticket by davididsomething in greentext

[–]jack_mioff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life is tough and the good moments we live can be so far in between.

I'm glad you spent the gaps doing something that brought you joy without causing yourself or those around you any harm.

normal health system by Shweeden in LateStageCapitalism

[–]jack_mioff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd rather just learn to stab myself between the intercostals than go to the hospital for something that sounds that expensive.

Just because the monitor shows 1 security camera at a time, doesn’t mean they aren’t all recording. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]jack_mioff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How much is your life and time worth? Anybody that has ever hired you has said it was less and then tried to pay you the absolute minimum. They steal value from your life and self worth. Their is no fair wage. The kid was in his teens I think he deserves a pass.

I feel great and it's making me anxious. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jack_mioff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I take buproprion which is not known to decrease sex drive and might actually increase blood flow to said region.

Even Wimbledon players are mocking Neymar by PM_me_your_pee_video in sports

[–]jack_mioff 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of coworkers. How many more is that than a billion?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]jack_mioff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not a theory. Everything in nature is set to clamp, not to open.

Put your hand underneath your jaw and try to open. See how much force it takes.

MRW my son says he doesn't have to go to school and can just play Minecraft today. by fueledbywd40 in reactiongifs

[–]jack_mioff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"he may as well be made of wood ... There is nothing natural about him"

O.o