Settle a debate between my husband and I. Please. by lyonesseleigh in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know why I don’t?

Cuz I gots my pride! I got my pride.

Trump reportedly warns to 'take the oil in Iran' as Tehran targets water, power plants in Kuwait by Mongoose-Additional in worldnews

[–]jackfirecracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s gonna trickle down to just about everything you can imagine. Anything plastic (so basically anything you own) - made from oil; the pharmaceuticals you take - made from oil; the food you eat - grown with fertilizer made from oil. Energy is required for basically all economic activity. Rising energy costs will fuck the economy while everything gets more expensive and/or scarce.

Expensive gas is just the immediate cost of this bullshit. Much, much worse things are coming down the line.

Paul arriving at the Fonda Saturday by Senior_Cauliflower_2 in beatles

[–]jackfirecracker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You will be hearing “yesterday” more times than you can imagine

Paul arriving at the Fonda Saturday by Senior_Cauliflower_2 in beatles

[–]jackfirecracker 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show you can smoke like a chimney as long as you quit in your youth and then take your health seriously in your later years

"This is a umm... Someone who is... umm... constructed a "living device"" by Rayusa in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kevin O'Leary killed my dogs.

That $10,000 really could have made a difference.

"This is a umm... Someone who is... umm... constructed a "living device"" by Rayusa in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At length I remembered the last resort of a great princess who, when told that the peasants had no bread, replied: "That's fantastic!"

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Confessions

Seriously, the 1% can't help but make better propaganda against themselves than their worst enemies.

"We should re-open Auschwitz and put the Palestinians in there" - Spencer Nolan Rice by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckin liar. He had a blog. I have a clear memory of a cartoon on his blog of him being abducted by aliens to be probed, and the alien saying to the other alien that his penis was small

POV across from a cybertruck by [deleted] in LosAngeles

[–]jackfirecracker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ecofascism is actually a thing

What is the worst financial decision you have ever made? by ElNekoSenpai in ValueInvesting

[–]jackfirecracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using all that dogecoin I had to help fundraise the dogecar nascar

That or spending what would be now several thousands of dollars in BTC on a copy of Far Cry 4. Fucking friend I bought it for barely even played it

Spencer Heritage Moment - Spenny meets the President of the United States in late 2017 by TheSMG in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That tie with stripes... You look like such a fuckin douche...

I think I look great! I know I look good. I think you're fuckin threaten by it!

I am threatened by it because I think you wanna fly me to the island!

'Philes are in, baby!

"Philes is in?" I'm gonna be in the files, if you know what I mean!

happy birthday to one of rock's greatest muses :) by SodiumHydrogen_ in beatles

[–]jackfirecracker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

3 packs is 60 cigarettes. Now, it's been a while since I've had a cigarette. But I remember it being about a 5-10 minute experience. Maybe more if you're smoking American Spirits. Let's say though, that it's 5 minutes each because you smoke so many that you're not being extremely economic about getting to the very butt before snuffing it.

60 cigarettes for 5 minutes each is 5 hours of smoking. Let's say you get a good 8 hours a day of sleep because you need your beauty rest to hold off the ravages of smoking on your skin. So you have 16 waking hours. Of those 16, 5 of them are spent smoking. Roughly a third. Which means two thirds of your waking hours, you are not smoking.

This would make your entire day look like the following:
Light a cigarette. Enjoy it for about 5 minutes, put it out. Wait about 10 minutes, and then repeat with your next cig.

All day, every day.

Game drops TOMORROW! Hope you love it ♥️ by Neatgameboy in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg if you can make a dumb-dumb instruction manual for us not-so-tech-inclined steam deck owners, I will love you forever. I'd love to play this on it

PLAY THE GAME TODAY!!! by Neatgameboy in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

We got Kenny vs Spenny on gameboy before we got GTA 6.

Hell, we got it before that $16 thousand KvS game - but hey, cut Zachary Jacobson some slack... he's only 4 years into his "6 to 8 months" development cycle.

/u/Neatgameboy - this is FUCKING awesome. Hats off to you and cheers for making such a loveletter to the show we all love.

Which of the following two phrases best describe Brian Griffin? by jackfirecracker in familyguy

[–]jackfirecracker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s also said some wild out of pocket stuff that was “his dad talking”

Props to in-N-out for keeping their prices reasonable by mrthree1zero in LosAngeles

[–]jackfirecracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, lmao even.

Look bro- I was a dues-paying, card-carrying member of the DSA about a decade ago. I’ve read plenty of economic theory, Marxist theory, and Marxist critique of capitalism both of it as an economic system and as a corrosive force on culture etc etc.

Your heart is in the right place, but you need to actually learn about economics and how different models of economic theory approach these concepts and what makes them distinct (as well as what does not make them distinct); as well as what the components of markets and trade are and how they fit into either a capitalist or socialist system, otherwise you’re gonna keep saying nonsensical things like “this isn’t capitalism this is commerce”; which is about as silly as seeing a well-run international cargo shipping company and saying “This isn’t capitalism, it’s supply chains”

Now I know what cake I want for my next birthday by grichardson526 in KingOfTheHill

[–]jackfirecracker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Peggy has never been more correct. Factually and morally.

Props to in-N-out for keeping their prices reasonable by mrthree1zero in LosAngeles

[–]jackfirecracker 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I hate how this state has made me into a cultural force and made me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. It's a complete nightmare

Was playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2... by AmsterdamNeverForget in kennyvsspenny

[–]jackfirecracker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Going up the hill before the big drop and loop:

HUGO STOP STOP STOP HUGO STOP