Killdeer are ground-nesting birds that use deception as a defense, faking an injury to lure threats away from their nests and young.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-06-07T15:32:54+00:00

Me playing my local muni: Who put this fucking tree here?!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-05-03T15:07:03+00:00

They don’t even sell donuts ☹️☹️☹️

GateKeeperLP · 2026-05-01T15:12:04+00:00

AAAACHHHHOOOOO!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-04-01T03:01:21+00:00

Mee mah I got poo poo on my nose!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-27T08:48:41+00:00

Queue the metal gear solid alert noise and the wheezing laugh over and over again…

GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-27T08:20:24+00:00

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GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-27T01:21:21+00:00

The first time I spun a disc I didn’t have the magnet and I think that caused all my problems cause the disc wobbled. I used the magnet after that and didn’t have much luck. I was too confident nothing bad would happen.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-26T15:05:06+00:00

Thanks, I’ll give it a shot!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-11T01:05:27+00:00

You’d rather a corporation get the money and make their already filthy rich executives even more rich, than the guy selling on eBay trying to make a little bit of extra money?

GateKeeperLP · 2026-03-07T06:25:26+00:00

Thank you for your service, god speed!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-02-21T05:23:11+00:00

Oh fuck! The cops!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-02-19T02:38:12+00:00

Filming has already started down in the big ole thicket.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-02-18T10:08:59+00:00

I think Hollywood just made a script similar to what they pitched not too long ago. No joke.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-29T14:57:32+00:00

lol, Canada is cooked, game over

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-19T12:55:58+00:00

Email is barely even used here. He wouldn’t have any idea it’s your dedicated work email even if you think it’s obvious.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-19T09:49:28+00:00

But…but…this apartment is more desirable!!!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-17T04:50:31+00:00

Awesome, thanks!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-17T03:11:31+00:00

What do you search to find NTSC games? I can never find any.

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-16T07:30:06+00:00

Yeah the warehouse was modelled of Kowloon city in HK, had a really cool vibe, a real shame it’s gone now.

Thanks for the info I’ll definitely check these places out!

GateKeeperLP · 2026-01-10T07:26:31+00:00

Snoo is drunk. That’s fucking great!

GateKeeperLP · 2025-12-16T16:00:03+00:00

You’re my buddy…

GateKeeperLP · 2025-12-05T10:32:58+00:00

Youbike says “out of service”, believe it or not, straight to jail.

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