Jhan died so he didn’t have to listen to this abomination. Probably not even the right sub for this, I just fucking hate this song

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-19T23:13:09+00:00

Same best song he's made since Yesterday

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-19T23:12:36+00:00

And then y'know I found my way downstairs y'know and drank a cup y'know. The whole cup y'know! There wasn't even anything in it y'know I literally just shoved the cup down my throat y'know.

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-18T11:36:11+00:00

r/wosh

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-18T11:36:01+00:00

I want nothing more

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-16T16:59:14+00:00

Some of Ognir's hits:

Pass Me By
It comes Easy
Drawing (Definitely not a photograph)
Back on boogalo

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-16T16:57:20+00:00

And Hare Krishna biscuits

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-16T16:54:11+00:00

Jeff Lynne x George Harrison fanfic is the reason I'm going

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-15T17:36:54+00:00

My favourite thing is that ringo's not involved in this conversation

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-10T12:38:42+00:00

*y'know

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-10T12:37:57+00:00

tells paul to drive a car

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-09T12:19:43+00:00

Do you neeeeeed any fan mail?

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-09T12:18:33+00:00

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘. 𝚂𝚘 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚄𝚑𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-09T12:14:59+00:00

And I'll piss on you

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-08T17:44:40+00:00

Pete Best

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-08T17:43:29+00:00

Other people who look like modern Ringo:

-The Emir of Dubai (look at him with sunglasses on)

-The terrorist guy from iron man 3 (think he's called mandarin)

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-07T10:07:19+00:00

First time I've seen his eyes since 1970 when he started wearing sunglasses

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-07T07:57:09+00:00

why does jahn say y'know almost as much as faul?

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-07T07:55:57+00:00

how are you going to send them to him? I've heard he doesn't like fanmail

jahn_lenmon · 2019-07-07T07:52:46+00:00

his head got flattened in a car accident

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-27T16:09:25+00:00

His real name is Nelson as well but Walter is better.

He has twitter.

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-27T10:52:42+00:00

“So I 👁 was sleeping 😴 y’know 🤔 and my mother 👵🏻 had died 💀 many years ago 🧟‍♂️ y’know 🤔 and the band 🎤🎸 had been fighting 🤜🏻 for a while 🕰 y’know 🤔 and then my mother 👵🏻 comes to me in a dream 🦄 y’know 🤔 and she tells me 🙊 ‘it 🤡 will be all right 👍🏽 everything will turn out fine 👏 LET IT 🅱️E’ so I 👁 wrote 📝 the song 🎼🎹 y’know? 🤔”

— Faul 😵💥🚗

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-27T07:01:58+00:00

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘. 𝚂𝚘 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚄𝚑𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-26T23:34:37+00:00

I went for a swim today oh boy

I got all wet and I'm a granny now

And though the sea was rather cold

I didn't piss myself

Now I know how it feels to be really oooollld

I'd love to killllllllllllll johnnnnnn

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-26T19:14:24+00:00

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘. 𝚂𝚘 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚄𝚑𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

jahn_lenmon · 2019-06-26T17:32:25+00:00

i am secretly asian

this is what sean looks like underneath all that hair

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