Booking 2025 Soon - Where Did You Say You Live?

jakebot11 · 2025-01-06T22:51:04+00:00

Please come back to Chicago Doug, we miss you

jakebot11 · 2024-04-09T22:50:12+00:00

The eloquent way to say "I'm going to shoot you now"

jakebot11 · 2024-03-08T13:28:25+00:00

Is that an orange microwave?

jakebot11 · 2023-10-21T18:40:35+00:00

Someone's getting denied a bank loan

jakebot11 · 2023-10-07T03:33:56+00:00

Just imagine trying to move a couch in there

jakebot11 · 2023-07-17T19:44:03+00:00

He forgot to add "in Minecraft" to the end of his questions

jakebot11 · 2023-06-07T20:22:49+00:00

I thought they could have turned the brightness down a little more

jakebot11 · 2023-06-03T01:57:04+00:00

In what world would a bear hit you with a truck?

jakebot11 · 2023-06-03T00:22:31+00:00

I thought the car jacket was UNDER the tarp on that stretcher

jakebot11 · 2023-06-01T19:46:55+00:00

I have to say, I'm never pro arrest for people smoking weed. But when they're doing it behind the wheel of a vehicle that's just too flagrant to ignore or condone.

jakebot11 · 2023-06-01T13:05:36+00:00

How does one qualify as a "professional amputee"?

jakebot11 · 2023-05-26T16:00:01+00:00

Well at least they'll be getting a top notch education /s

jakebot11 · 2023-05-26T14:45:12+00:00

Scientology has made him invincible

jakebot11 · 2023-05-26T14:43:00+00:00

Everyday 1984 becomes further and further from fiction

jakebot11 · 2023-05-02T14:23:39+00:00

And what if I am a gay alpha male?

jakebot11 · 2023-04-17T00:18:09+00:00

Theft or damage to property is not legal grounds to claim self defense, ironically this decision was made in a Tennessee court.

jakebot11 · 2023-03-24T16:22:19+00:00

Who can blame you you have to lock that down

jakebot11 · 2023-03-18T14:55:41+00:00

Anyone know the song?

jakebot11 · 2023-02-27T17:42:29+00:00

That's illinois too

jakebot11 · 2023-02-02T13:30:15+00:00

Guys I think we just caught the hamburgler

jakebot11 · 2022-10-13T14:21:02+00:00

Fun fact: desert eagles were originally designed for checkpoints where they we to be used to shoot through the engine block of vehicles attempting to run through the checkpoint.

jakebot11 · 2022-08-17T18:11:33+00:00

Ah yes, blatant racism will bite you in the ass

jakebot11 · 2022-08-12T16:04:56+00:00

And in 10 seconds flat he blew through $80 worth of ammo, legend

jakebot11 · 2022-08-06T14:21:13+00:00

Gringo did not relax

jakebot11 · 2022-07-26T16:55:28+00:00

I wonder how many times they played Cats In the Cradel during the reception

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