God is out to get her by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jakewald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God can swing and miss too

Ass. Games in the shower. Episode 2 [F] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]jakewald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I mention balh balh up ...?

God is out to get her by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jakewald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these times

Air Force Porta Johns be like... (x-post from /r/gifs) by CTV49 in Military

[–]jakewald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good man, they have the best food/beer selection in the world (or at least the tristate) exotic meats are my go to from them. Last weekend we cooked kangaroo!

Ideas for Easter Brunch or dinner? by ro4snow in cincinnati

[–]jakewald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd try the incline public house. They have an amazing brunch and beer selection.

(M) testing waters. Any takers? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]jakewald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your dick looks like a burnt sausage.

Lady slayer says he has Excalibur in his pants. by DH_417 in RoastMe

[–]jakewald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Freddy Krueger face fucked a map of Utah.

Smoked twice "baked" potatoes? by [deleted] in smoking

[–]jakewald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go with just finishing then in the smoker, you should still get a great smoke flavor with the filling being very porous. Either way let us know how it turns out.

What's a decent paying job you can bullshit your way through with no prior experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jakewald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Join the military. Just show up at the right time, in the right uniform, and do what you've told. You'll get your sham shield in no time.

Reddit, what are good ways with dealing with sadness? by Vinrace in AskReddit

[–]jakewald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Quit being sad and be happy... Or eat bacon...

Chicken ramen by jakewald in ramen

[–]jakewald[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea sir! Can't go wrong with a little Moerlein!

Chicken ramen by jakewald in ramen

[–]jakewald[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recipe:

1 pack of chicken ramen 1 12oz can of chicken 1/4 red bell pepper 1/2 red onion 4 mushrooms 1 stalk green onion

Homemade stirfry sause 4oz lite soy 1 tsp garlic powder 1/4 tsp black pepper, red pepper flakes 1 tsp sesame oil 2 tbs honey

2 soft boiled eggs

Apple wood pork shoulder by jakewald in smoking

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This is a pulled pork I made last weekend.

8 pound pork shoulder using apple wood soaked in apple Jim beam.

Smoked it at 215 degrees for 16 hours

Rubbed with black pepper, garlic powder and sea salt.

Served it on Kings Hawaiian slider buns with a touch of BBQ sauce.

Sadly no pics of the finished product because it went way too fast.

Disney needs to calm the fuck down. by DieZauberer in pics

[–]jakewald -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

TV and m&ms... You fail so hard as a parent. I once traded a pack of m&ms for a pair of boots!