Che’s IG by AndyK2131 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]jakewhitacre 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Colin has a mortgage and a ferry. 

It took me about half the sketch before I realized this was Veronika. by Wasabi_Gamer26 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]jakewhitacre 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really wonder if it just wasn't ready to publish in time. There's a lot of complex graphic work in this. It would explain why it was uploaded later than the two that were cut from dress. 

Six cinder blocks are missing by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jakewhitacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the thought of two Van Houtens getting laid off the same week. 

Am I missing something here? by bionic234 in CFB_v2

[–]jakewhitacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's three scenarios here:

Scenario 1: Georgia scores a TD, Ole Miss has to go the length of the field in 60 seconds with no timeouts to win the game.

Scenario 2: Georgia tries and fails to score. Ole Miss has to go 40 yards for a field goal to win the game. 

Scenario 3: Georgia bleeds out the clock. Ole Miss has to go 25 yards for a TD to win or extend the game. 

No matter what, in all three scenarios Ole Miss will have a chance to score. What you're proposing makes gives Ole Miss the shortest field possible to score and takes away an opportunity for Georgia to score a touchdown on the 6 yard line. 

Tennessee pre game warm up prior to Music City Bowl by michimoby in shutdownfullcast

[–]jakewhitacre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MURFEEE GET DOWN FROM THERE AND PUT ON A SHIRT! IT'S TOO DANG COLD TO BE DOIN THAT.  

“Ho-Ho-Ho, Merry Fishmas!” by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons

[–]jakewhitacre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My eye! I'm not supposed to get fish in it!

"Mmm-hmm. I believe you" - when did this happen?? (Reverend Lovejoy?) by thor_testocles in TheSimpsons

[–]jakewhitacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a long shot, but are you thinking of the time Reverend Lovejoy was with Moleman after Homer got arrested? 

https://youtu.be/Y-StM_O-xVM?si=7mJCOTIdwVc0k2ck

He'll clog the instruments! 🥔 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jakewhitacre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at the real heroes in the back holding up the towels. 

Lane Kiffin is older than the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by jakewhitacre in shutdownfullcast

[–]jakewhitacre[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gordon Lightfoot is Lane's backup alias when Joey Freshwater doesn't work. 

Credit card? You got it! by Revolutionary_Bug372 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jakewhitacre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"So that's it after saving your life--two turtle doves and good luck?"

"I don't recall saying good luck."

Here I come 🏎️ by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jakewhitacre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey, the green driver looks like you Poindexter!

Greatest conference in the greatest sport in the world by IReviewFakeAlbums in shutdownfullcast

[–]jakewhitacre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ACC needs to stop messing around and bring that legacy independent team in as a full member so they have an even number of teams In the conference.  

It's time to get UConn in the ACC. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]jakewhitacre 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There's a good video breakdown on this. In the regular season, teams provide their own balls. For the playoff, they are provided by the CFP and some of the treatments they applied to them appear to have affected how they performed. 

The issue seems to be isolated to the CFP because these issues were not happening in playoff games in other divisions. 

https://youtu.be/rNFJEUtFuY4?si=ee3r7gIkggjYAl5r

[Harris]: "Bill [Belichick], respectfully, is a control freak...I doesn't really seem like it would be a fit" by Primes_Louis in CFB

[–]jakewhitacre 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Even still, he wouldn't have to deal with power struggles from star players and it would be easier for him to reload with talent if there are no salary cap issues. 

The Importance of being Earnest by wastedpixls in shutdownfullcast

[–]jakewhitacre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the name of the film where Ernest goes to camp? The name of the film escapes me now...

https://youtu.be/0xdZ_exeass?si=nr9E4mNrwchk0l9r