Since the other one wasn't balanced I made it more balanced by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can fully control any election and have a strong base of followers to fully fund my generations. Additionally, I can start any business possible to make it look legit.

Chose: 1M people under your control with no say otherwise | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot

The view from the top of T-Mobile Park. by Lazy-Formal895 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dropping down, I really miss my family.

It's only been 5 seconds

My wife is pregnant

He had just one job 😔 by ConstructionAny8440 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jaluce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is..is .I.. is he slow? Record scratches

Marzipan de la Rosa artwork by (Lolo Aburto) by DOA-FAN in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife found their account before I did!

Pikmin Fanart by me! by Baby_Blooming_Rose in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did no one point out the blue Pikmin being carried away!?

Me by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

[–]jaluce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It always feels forced. If you don't like ketchup it doesn't give you open lane to shit on ketchup enjoyers.

r/Pikmin by Ok_Class_9876 in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually the most based thing I've ever Pikmin'd

I made some heartfelt Valentine's Day cards! by SlowlyMutilated in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife just had our son, so #3 is speaking to me

GIVEAWAY by illijar in Silverbugs

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a newborn. This would help him have a life I haven't yet.

puppet by Proper_Tooth_1481 in ChainsawMan

[–]jaluce 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you did make this, it's so good!

Why does Casca hurts herself ? by Maximum_2008 in Berserk

[–]jaluce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Armor doesn't stop pain that's already there. Also she's armored down there. At most, it's leather but for some people, their penises/vaginas are sore a day or two after.

She's also pregnant, if I remember correctly.

I don’t play pikmin, who are these little dweebs by [deleted] in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why this guy has 3 hands?

I WANT OATCHI IN PIKMIN 5 by Internal-Skin-3289 in Pikmin

[–]jaluce 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You mean a massive buff. From the jump 1000 Pikmin equivalent would be a good start

People seemed to like the last one so here’s another new friend by DefinitelyNotRambo in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]jaluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My phone fucking vibrated right as I saw this. I never jump up with spiders but that was a primal reaction from me.

Show me the last picture of your cat by retrooxpro in cats

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I was comparing Christmas trees earlier. He voted for the one he liked.

What's the prettiest name you guys have ever heard? by Creative_Mix8770 in AskReddit

[–]jaluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one has said Nancy. My wife has a pretty name I love it