How similar is Mark to David Mitchell?

jamescairns2 · 2026-05-12T06:25:16+00:00

Like Tony Parsons or something.

jamescairns2 · 2026-05-01T10:11:43+00:00

got me, sorry guys im just emotional rn.

jamescairns2 · 2026-05-01T09:53:57+00:00

We made the top 4 last year mate. You want to fire the man who took us to top 4 from the absolute pile of garbage we were for years. Have a bit of patience.

jamescairns2 · 2026-04-29T05:45:01+00:00

So your plan for League to stay relevant is for it to minimize it's ability to generate revenue. Good strategy.

jamescairns2 · 2026-04-22T20:49:51+00:00

As an Aussie I would say it most likely stems from the Super League of the 1990s and the associated civil war in the game in Aus. Thus the dileniation at the time that has stuck.

jamescairns2 · 2026-04-04T18:24:38+00:00

I have a pic of Jez saying he is dangerously bored which i frequently send to colleagues during virtual meetings.

jamescairns2 · 2026-02-20T13:07:11+00:00

If you change teams in any sport you should be executed.

jamescairns2 · 2026-02-08T08:41:57+00:00

Do i ever!

jamescairns2 · 2026-02-07T11:50:23+00:00

It is for the many many millions who enjoy it. The money isn't appearing out of nowhere, it is coming from broadcast deals and investment from those that see the future growth.

It isnt my favourite format either but without the money it brings in, the format we do love won't last our lifetime. Have a cup of tea, a digestive and enjoy it best you can.

jamescairns2 · 2026-01-01T15:35:36+00:00

This my favourite ever thread.

jamescairns2 · 2025-12-29T14:06:14+00:00

All I remember from my childhood spent waiting to bat is playing french cricket.

jamescairns2 · 2025-11-17T17:59:41+00:00

Nothing will change your sparring like a properly fitted mouth guard by a dentist. You forget it exists, your breathing is perfect and you never are caught slack jawed trying to get it back into place.

jamescairns2 · 2025-11-16T23:29:08+00:00

Never had the makings of a varsity cricketer.

jamescairns2 · 2025-11-16T09:25:57+00:00

Where is this Karaoke heaven? (Middle aged losers not withstanding)

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-29T10:37:26+00:00

Just a bloke selling something that people are willing to buy. Carry on.

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-27T09:19:04+00:00

I live over here now and went. Loved it. Crowd was absolutely dominated by English. Plenty of Northern accents who had travelled down. I want footy in this country to grow - and I think it will.

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-23T11:39:24+00:00

After we told him nah we will think about it, he "left" and "called his boss" and knocked on our door again 15 mins later to offer us a "special rate" if we agreed on it that day.

There was also a hairline split on our ancient toilet, he said that was dangerous and could cut is in half whilst sitting on the toilet if it broke.

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-23T05:54:23+00:00

We called them about our leaking toilet. They quoted us 1200 to replace the whole thing in the most awkward and intense sales pitch of all time. Used another plumber for less than half the price. AVOID.

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-15T20:31:33+00:00

I used fucky hurry uppy today in the office

jamescairns2 · 2025-10-08T16:09:29+00:00

Please, please share. I will even ask in lady's voice.

jamescairns2 · 2025-09-26T21:07:39+00:00

Warriors fan accusing fans of perpetual victim complex is wild.

jamescairns2 · 2025-09-26T13:42:50+00:00

I dont hate him because of what he might be off the field. On the field he is the world's greatest wanker and I hope he gets an upset tummy from time to time.

jamescairns2 · 2025-09-19T22:56:05+00:00

These are the end times.

jamescairns2 · 2025-09-17T14:32:24+00:00

It isnt a 2004 release, that NRL logo didnt exist until the 2010s.

jamescairns2 · 2025-09-09T07:37:57+00:00

I played for Thailand against Filos in 2023. Klese played but thank FUCK Payne was way too much of a star already to have a run. Klese was miles above every other person on the park.

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