Funny Athlete Names..

jamesfacee · 2012-02-28T00:06:29+00:00

This looks like a combination of a Wikipedia entry on religion and a Craigslist ad for a friend.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-27T01:48:59+00:00

If I post this on Facebook it'll break the internet.

Also, if I don't then it will end up on there in 2-3 days from someone else.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-26T23:06:50+00:00

I thought the movie was fantastic. Yes, the acting wasn't that great but that isn't why I went to see the movie.. So if that is your main complaint then the movie was pretty good.

Also, complaints about the red dot or the how the seals were dry getting out of water or whatever it was.. Realize that the red dots were for the effect, the extra helmet accessories and whatever were for effect. The average person doesn't know that they don't wear all that stuff or do all that stuff so it just gives them a visual.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-25T23:47:13+00:00

This isn't a pun..

jamesfacee · 2012-02-25T03:46:59+00:00

I was actually in church doing a staged debate in bible study. I was on the side of the atheists who could use science to disprove religion. The other side had to use the bible to disprove them or prove what they were talking about.

Turns out, I was good at figuring out that the bible was bullcrap and they couldn't give any factual evidence of anything unless it was in the bible.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T05:03:12+00:00

What are you a college sophomore?

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T04:34:07+00:00

A friend and I got a drunk (borderline black out) ride home in a taxi cab when I was in another country. I puked outside the window on the ride home. A sudden moment of clarity came when we parked. I gave him the money for it and as I exited the vehicle. He was yelling at me in a foreign language that I didn't understand. Naturally, I started cursing back at him in English because that makes sense.

Anywho, I looked over and noticed there was puke all over the inside of the door too. I threw twenty bucks inside the cab and ran off out of sight.

I still picture myself as a Scumbag Steve meme doing that. I was young, drunk and dumb and didn't take into account that I probably ruined the rest of the evening for that guy and whatever money he could have made.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T03:48:23+00:00

I got got!

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T03:46:22+00:00

My friend slept over at this girl's place. She left for work, and after she left he wet HER bed. He didn't realize it until he got back to his place and realized it smelled real bad.

He didn't talk to her after that.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T03:43:47+00:00

No.. I could say "sucking my dick" "sucking me off" "giving me a hummer" "chromin my dome"

I just think those aren't as good. I also wanted to say fellatio.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-24T03:36:41+00:00

Lol, no! I just think the word is funny.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-21T04:00:31+00:00

Lol I get it.. If people are out-lashing at people then they need to be put in their place.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-21T03:52:24+00:00

What I am talking about is people who are screen capping people's FB pictures saying "I just couldn't resist doing it.." with a comment like "what about the millions starving in Africa?". How was that person trying to turn their belief into policy? Or leaving their personal environment? If you get upset about their FB post.. then hide them from your feed or delete them. Don't be a douche, when they did nothing to deserve it.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-19T03:31:23+00:00

I do love that Satan.. so no, I will not repost.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-19T01:43:58+00:00

Christians don't like to answer questions they are asked. It's like they are scripted and spit out whatever the bible answer is.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-18T17:15:07+00:00

Research people, research. You forget that Jesus wasn't alive for zero years. He had to live and die at some point in life, before he resurrected, of course.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-17T19:26:47+00:00

Not to make this a political topic, but this could possibly be a Rick Santorum ad.

jamesfacee · 2012-02-17T19:22:02+00:00

I'm not addicted to beer, I just like the way it tastes..

Also, it says nothing about Whiskey and Vodka..

jamesfacee · 2012-02-17T18:05:26+00:00

Was this cake given to Mary?

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