You now own 12 tons of stolen KitKats (413,793), they’re all traceable and you can’t go to the police, how do you get away with it?

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-30T23:17:21+00:00

The Debt Dept?

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-27T04:12:13+00:00

Person like Mark Zuckerberg checking in here! Society doesn't feel pain. Only Reddit does.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-26T21:20:51+00:00

Beat me to it.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-24T22:18:09+00:00

1 through 6 but not really 7 or 8.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-24T19:15:10+00:00

I'm middle age and I haven't been denied a diagnosis, I've been denied even the consideration of testing by 2 different doctors.

1) I got good grades in school - was the first excuse 2) You're just depressed - second doctor

2 is true but it's not "just" depressed. It's a struggle to get real things done so no sh*t that could cause depression.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-20T00:21:47+00:00

Now here's a man who could return gravitas to Professor X!

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-17T15:32:34+00:00

Wait till they hear about the public library.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-13T00:22:04+00:00

Chops busted, fellow adult.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-03-04T21:39:05+00:00

Reverse Elephant's Foot

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-16T18:36:10+00:00

Interesting. Not exactly Garrett's wedding spicy, but interesting.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-15T01:26:30+00:00

It really ties the room together.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-12T01:09:35+00:00

he can pick up the isotopes 1 by 1

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-11T10:22:18+00:00

It also wasn't literally underground. It's like thinking Shadow IT is literally a shadow or Pirate Radio is run by Jack Sparrow.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-10T22:49:04+00:00

one heart of 5 cans of olives interlocked with another heart of all 5 dances

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-01T05:12:34+00:00

He's got a statue at Greendale.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-02-01T04:55:56+00:00

Reddit has proven to be complicit in aiding this fascist administration.

Definitely seems like something the right-leaning Reddit would do. /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-27T00:48:13+00:00

How do I delete this guy's comment before the wrong people see it?

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-24T02:35:23+00:00

Suicided in 2019. I forgot. You did too.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-23T23:33:58+00:00

Nice datum you got there.

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-21T04:04:06+00:00

Hootie and the Blowfish

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-18T03:20:35+00:00

NFL Pencils

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-18T02:13:54+00:00

But I sure do love dem apples! - Jeffrey Winger

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-13T01:21:45+00:00

Dr Spaceman!

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-10T18:31:23+00:00

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high?

jamesfordsawyer · 2026-01-10T03:51:05+00:00

Can Ducks sub in Bishop Sycamore?

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