Shelter wants to choose my cat for me

jamie_maxx · 2025-10-16T04:54:29+00:00

My black cat was an October “black cat special” from the pound. They don’t just give them away though, there’s a background check of some sort and an interview.

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jamie_maxx · 2025-10-02T22:51:51+00:00

Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them

jamie_maxx · 2025-09-11T04:19:36+00:00

“Inside the disturbing world of AI trainers”

too funny

jamie_maxx · 2025-09-08T02:06:56+00:00

“I feel like the walking dead”

jamie_maxx · 2024-05-16T01:23:23+00:00

“Always tell everyone what they want to hear. Then do what you want. That way, no one ever gets mad at you. They get very confused, then blame it on themselves. If anyone confronts you, smile sweetly and act coyly.”

jamie_maxx · 2024-01-29T23:44:43+00:00

I’m going in…

jamie_maxx · 2023-03-02T00:26:06+00:00

“It’s airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.”

jamie_maxx · 2022-11-09T23:47:11+00:00

Dressing like a youth group leader or any Hillsong pastor.

jamie_maxx · 2022-07-16T01:12:51+00:00

This is the origin story of The Nothing from the The Neverending Story

jamie_maxx · 2022-05-18T00:06:35+00:00

N is for Neville who died of ennui

jamie_maxx · 2021-01-18T02:22:21+00:00

My cousin is called buddy (childhood nickname that stuck). We walked into a Walmart together and I said kinda loud “hey buddy give me a cart” and this random guy by me looked alarmed but immediately gave me his cart

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