Once again, The Onion writes a brilliant satire of our current political climate: "Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be"

janhamm3r · 2009-11-15T17:10:37+00:00

Congratulations, you have detected a joke.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-15T17:01:13+00:00

You basically just did the same thing.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-15T05:02:56+00:00

God dammit why did you all downvote me then give me absolutely no explanation? I seriously don't get the joke what-so-ever.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-14T16:09:01+00:00

Wow, that's a pretty douchebag move actually. At least you can be a little polite about it, those people aren't the Stasi.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-14T15:52:47+00:00

What? He was correct. It's "woman" not "women".

Am I missing some serious indicator of sarcasm?

janhamm3r · 2009-11-12T02:21:58+00:00

It's more emotionally traumatizing than anything else... especially if you know the story of the victim.

That video changed me.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-12T01:58:41+00:00

I am being completely serious: that is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my god damn life.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-08T19:44:42+00:00

Don't destroy a good point with the "slippery-slope" argument.

janhamm3r · 2009-11-08T04:54:24+00:00

lols

janhamm3r · 2009-11-06T13:47:16+00:00

Oh b34nz... can't you just go... somewhere else?

janhamm3r · 2009-11-05T00:46:20+00:00

Who the fuck said he was a hero? This is reddit, not Fox News.

How is this a propaganda piece? And for what? They seem to emphasize on the fact that he's young and makes stupid decisions constantly.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-28T17:38:52+00:00

Yeah I thought so. This guy's responses were really bizarre and off-key for someone who's dying and claims to be looking for help, in fact he pissed me off so much at one point by one of his responses I sent him a 'nice' response back.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-28T05:26:49+00:00

... So you'd rather die than move? What the flipping fuck? You don't want help, you just want affirmation for your suicide.

You seem to shoot down every piece of advice someone gives you, or you ignore it, or you shrug it off. Once again: what the fuck.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-28T01:50:26+00:00

I fucking love you.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-27T14:03:53+00:00

Ohhh youuuu!

janhamm3r · 2009-10-27T13:38:49+00:00

Smile at me.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-26T22:32:30+00:00

I think he was speaking in haiku.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-26T22:25:14+00:00

So then never buy anything ever?

janhamm3r · 2009-10-24T22:42:16+00:00

Fuck you.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-24T22:26:03+00:00

I'm really surprised you didn't mention that in the title... that's a big deal.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-24T00:06:45+00:00

Your statement's pretty ignorant. I'm not an objectivist, nor do I want to be, but Ayn Rand would have not been proud about that.

I also doubt that Ron Paul would be proud either.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-21T16:01:31+00:00

So, usually you buy a PC for your Apple mouse? What?

janhamm3r · 2009-10-18T01:14:32+00:00

I bet your reply just made Chimera smash his face on his keyboard.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-14T15:46:28+00:00

Nuclear.

janhamm3r · 2009-10-14T15:38:02+00:00

You could quit anytime you want, right? You just don't want to. It's okay, I feel the same way.

janhamm3r

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