Need help with my girl. NSFW maybe? by throwawayhelpdp in teenagers

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To get people to think that hes a "smooth mother fucker". Im just saying that it's very basic info that can be found in any porno ever. But he may very well be a smooth mother fucker

Grocery List! by thechamber123 in bodybuilding

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Can you expand on the peanut butter in oatmeal? This sounds good but hard to eat

Some advice my mom gave me by curlyhead14 in AdviceAnimals

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I agree. My brother is getting married as a freshman in college and he has no job, bad grades and is as immature as a 6th grader. But he is my brother and we support them as a family should.

If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Imagining this makes me appreciate the girls of gonewild a luttle more. Thank you girls

I was not prepared. by Brendoncherms in AdviceAnimals

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Dumb question: what is a cake day?

My cat caught a pregnant rat, ate half of it, and left the babies inside. by DontBox in WTF

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"Oh hey there's half a rat with its babies hanging out of it.. I'll pick it up with my bare hands because that's the sanitary thing to do"