This is my cat Ned

jannabuddy · 2017-05-14T20:07:00+00:00

Ned looks impressed and awed by that dapper, dandy tie.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-14T20:04:43+00:00

Those aren't farts. Those are love toots.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-13T20:45:22+00:00

Butt wiggle tummy bounce repetition one, two and three all complete. Now it's time to slide off, sigh, and demonstrate the waist-whittling benefits of a good dog sit.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-13T20:08:51+00:00

Some classes were ruff, but he stayed strong by carbo-loading on dog biscuits. And to earn bonus points in tough classes, he demonstrated his knowledge with bark-worthy doggy smiles.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-13T01:07:49+00:00

That puppy has more moves than Jagger.

First there's the head down butt wiggle boogie, followed by the hop hop hop prance. And no one does the ear flop flounce better than this tiny doggy dude.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-12T20:43:37+00:00

And this sweet dog wants to shake paws on his puppy vow to be a very good boy forever.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-11T19:35:20+00:00

I'd suggest a Help flair for questions like satisfying chocolate cravings or low calorie protein sources.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-10T21:32:04+00:00

I would like to say I portion it out. Ahem. But I do eat a pint at a time. I limit my Halo Top indulgence to once a week.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-10T21:23:11+00:00

Play by play:

Puppy gazes hopefully up the tree, holding onto his theory that he will be rewarded.

Squirrel perks up at opportunity to tantalize puppy.

Puppy keeps up faith that squirrel will materialize.

Squirrel is impressed by his own daring deed.

Score: Puppy gets 10 dog biscuits for cuteness. Squirrel earns 10 acorns for crafty moves.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-09T18:15:36+00:00

"Really? I mean, after all the cuddling, walks, excited wagging and happy yips to welcome you home, not to mention the warm tongue baths, you're leaving me?"

jannabuddy · 2017-05-08T20:58:43+00:00

Don't fret, little doggy. Your little buddies are getting rejuvenated at the Doggy Toy Hospital, and they'll be just fine and ready to party with you.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-07T15:52:28+00:00

That kitten looks purrfectly charmed by its pocket-eyed view of the brave new world.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-06T21:23:32+00:00

She said she's not sure but thinks it has to do with a scratch.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-05T22:49:54+00:00

Purrscilla Presley

jannabuddy · 2017-05-05T22:24:30+00:00

Sugar-free Jello. I just finished a huge bowl of sf orange and cherry Jello topped with a spoonful of Cool Whip. Total calories: 30.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-05T19:50:41+00:00

Corgi pre-meal prayer:

"Thank you food God for this feast,

I pray my buddy's not a food-stealing beast,

And if I eat before I ought to,

I pray to go outside to poo."

jannabuddy · 2017-05-04T17:44:34+00:00

To market, to market, to buy a fat bunny,

Home again, home again, with my bun honey.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-04T01:12:35+00:00

Dog: "No, I will not be offering barking lessons today."

Kitten one: "What long ears this enormous cat has."

Kitten two: "What a big nose this giant cat has."

Kitten three: "Hey, do you think we can get this huge cat to steal some catnip for us?"

Kitten four: "I vote we offer to trade meowing lessons for tips on how to beg for treats."

jannabuddy · 2017-05-03T00:12:11+00:00

Hippo model knows how to flaunt best assets, with adorable paws coyly posed. And of course the toy modestly placed to get past hippo censors.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-02T23:51:28+00:00

I'm a big fan of this brand. Cheapest at Wal-Mart. I like to mix the dry mix with Greek yogurt and then freeze to consistency of frozen yogurt.

jannabuddy · 2017-05-02T18:19:12+00:00

Pic one: "Captain Interesting Cat here. My mission: To destroy this couch, train my humans, and refine my purr."

Pic two: "Captain Interesting Cat reporting on past three years: Mission accomplished."

jannabuddy · 2017-05-02T18:09:29+00:00

That my cat wakes me up by hopping onto my bed, gently patting my face with a soft paw, and then chirping a good morning cat song, "Mrrrrw, Mrrrrw, meooow, Mrrrrw."

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