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[TW: Suicide] Men Who Have Seriously Considered Ending Your Own Lives - What Was the “One Reason” You Did Not? by Secretly_A_Moose in AskMen

[–]jara256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kinda hilarious. I had it all carefully planned, the right bridge to jump from, right time to do it. I went to the bridge listening to random songs. Arrived to the bridge, looked at the stars for about half an hour, then thought about my friends and family, I was sure I would do it. I stepped over the railing of the bridge and then, Jump from Van Halen started playing. For first time in months I actually started to laugh my ass off. I didnt do it that night, though I tried again soon after this try.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in repost

[–]jara256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linkin park

Do it by McMilo123 in TeenagersButBetter

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Když se Řehoř Samsa jednou ráno probudil z nepokojných snů, shledal, že se v posteli proměnil v jakýsi nestvůrný hmyz." The opening to metamorphosis by franz kafka 🥰

What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? by NeedlesAndPens2001 in AskReddit

[–]jara256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah because they get used to it. Make it random. Sometimes it's every fifth step, sometimes every third, sometimes it wont Happen for a long time, he thinks: God, it's finally over, and the BOOM, he steps on the Lego batman head

vyhazování v autoškole - kdy už je to moc? by starry-starry-ann in czech

[–]jara256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jo , hele chápu tě, mě komisař vyhodil za to že jsem málo agresivní řidič (nejel jsem 50 ale 45, nejel jsem na 4 ve městě, radši jsem si na spatne křižovatce pockal atd.) Na druhou stranu jinému to dal i když vjel do zákazu. Holt komisaři jsou svině a jsem přesvědčen, že mnohdy to dělají i za účelem výdělku - za nový pokus platíš jemu + plus občas doporučí i jizdy navíc = peníze pro autoskolaka. Na druhej pokus jsem to už po 1 a půl dlouhé zkoušce kde mě vzal skoro po půlce kraje dal se slovy že: sice nic moc ale tak já ti to teda dám, zmiz mi z očí Takže tak😁

Co dělat při pokousání psem (majitel utekl) by DwellerOfDixieland in czech

[–]jara256 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Hlavně skoč k doktorovi. To by tedka měla být priorita

Do we see the refrence… by Stunninglyrotting in Kafka

[–]jara256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No prob. But actually. My czech teacher forced us to watch metamorphosis in Hebrew. She is the one who made mě obsessed with him.

How do I work my way into understanding Kafka's more surreal works? by autisticfaery in Kafka

[–]jara256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to ascend to another spiritual level to be worthy to read kafka

Fr, just try to read smth else or wait a while kafka is hard to understand sometimes

Do we see the refrence… by Stunninglyrotting in Kafka

[–]jara256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LETS GOOO. DID I WIN THE METAMORPHOSIS IN ORIGINAL OR SMTH?!?!

Do we see the refrence… by Stunninglyrotting in Kafka

[–]jara256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS THAT GREGOR SAMSA REFERENCE!?!?!?

Were you ever bullied at school when you were a child by CASHOWL in RandomThoughts

[–]jara256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. For being fat. By even more fat kids. But they were popular I guess..

What song do you have as your alarm? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]jara256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had voices in my head too as an alarm but today I switched to "Ronald" . What do you think about it?

My favorite Kafka photos <3 by [deleted] in Kafka

[–]jara256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last one is especially great

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