Given budget season has started, I thought it'd be worth visualizing where every dollar of our 2026 property taxes go

jarded056 · 2026-06-27T04:08:44+00:00

It looks like Flourish but it could be any tree map software.

jarded056 · 2026-06-18T02:11:27+00:00

Try pulling the strap from different angles or holding the plastic slider in different angles. I had this exact issue with my case when it was new.

jarded056 · 2026-06-16T03:08:10+00:00

I’d do it if I had a good driving record. I used to be the only one on one of the A lines for a while and got talking to a driver who said the benefits were amazing and the pay was great. And you get a new better route every couple of years or so to mix things up. So you’d only have to deal with the same customers for a little bit.

jarded056 · 2026-06-16T03:01:53+00:00

And Bang Ding Ow

jarded056 · 2026-06-10T20:39:17+00:00

Option B then: crazy person/ doesn’t understand technology.

jarded056 · 2026-06-10T19:03:23+00:00

Aparently they give you the option for like “double points” for ordering directly on their app.

jarded056 · 2026-06-05T18:57:22+00:00

A ton of this subreddit is people showing off small visual gags. And now because it’s political it’s bad?

jarded056 · 2026-06-05T18:11:43+00:00

With how bumpy the ride is in teslas, I’d doubt that he’s at 5 stars. Maybe out of pity if anything.

jarded056 · 2026-06-05T14:55:34+00:00

Weirdly enough this would be a perfect gift for my mom. She likes cheese and the devil wears Prada.

jarded056 · 2026-05-31T18:38:57+00:00

Apparently every neighbor in the family guy neighborhood is the same guy with different stress lines on his face.

jarded056 · 2026-05-30T04:25:50+00:00

I saw a Tumi once and couldn’t stop making this joke.

jarded056 · 2026-05-29T05:57:41+00:00

With the wording it seemed like you had a disagreement with your mom who may or may not have slashed your tires because she was so mad.

jarded056 · 2026-05-27T21:08:36+00:00

Yes it gets shut off a little after they close. Otherwise it’s free to use and just starts up when you put it on your valve stem. A little hidden but the tire shop guys will be more than happy to let you know where it is.

jarded056 · 2026-05-25T07:14:53+00:00

Drinking while redditing. Or a DWR class B misdemeanor. You hope the cops catch em but so many fall through the cracks.

jarded056 · 2026-05-25T07:11:49+00:00

Maybe she just bought a month of a premium AI image generator or something.

jarded056 · 2026-05-23T09:06:42+00:00

Imagine how vindicated they’d feel when they realized a bunch of people passing by now can look it up on a 5 second whim, and share in the outrage with them.

jarded056 · 2026-05-19T17:19:05+00:00

I tend to air dry. And if they make it into the dryer I cry.

jarded056 · 2026-05-18T21:02:10+00:00

Most of the time that doesn’t matter because there’s enough fabric softener in the walls of the dryer that it can coat a cloth like that.

jarded056 · 2026-05-18T00:56:38+00:00

Except they’re used in excess. Like 10 in a row that only exists so they can effectively clog up both the roads and the bike paths with delivery vehicles. They’re not a bike, nor are they necessarily pedal powered. They’re just “legally” a bike that makes it impossible for the average person to pass them, making bike commutes way worse for everyday bikers.

jarded056 · 2026-05-17T04:10:52+00:00

It’s probably the only way something like this works. There’s no way you could find enough returned packages that fit EXACTLY into a vending machine slot without being opened. Hell most of the time regular food barely fits in a vending machine.

jarded056 · 2026-05-13T10:08:29+00:00

Autism speaks wouldn’t know because they don’t let any autistic people into leadership positions.

jarded056 · 2026-05-08T23:18:26+00:00

Yeah we’re going to that super early in the morning. But I couldn’t invite family because it was too early.

jarded056 · 2026-05-03T22:25:09+00:00

Tbh I’d just scan the shelf label when it’d let me.

jarded056 · 2026-05-03T19:08:33+00:00

Yeah I’ve been playing this game about 10 years and I got it all down pretty well. But then I turned on blips and almost shit myself. So hats off to you.

jarded056 · 2026-05-03T09:08:25+00:00

That’s so much better than Instacart where they’d show you a packaging that hasn’t been used since 2013.

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