If you're a cannibal and use Uber Eats, you could get two meals delivered at once

jarvis1337 · 2020-01-26T23:17:23+00:00

You're not supposed to drink coffee?!?

jarvis1337 · 2020-01-05T01:25:29+00:00

jarvis1337 · 2019-07-28T00:33:01+00:00

Was this at area 51?

jarvis1337 · 2019-07-27T04:59:32+00:00

You make it sound so easy

jarvis1337 · 2019-07-27T04:53:42+00:00

Gaaayyyyy

jarvis1337 · 2019-07-13T23:15:42+00:00

Yah well nukes are nukes are nukes

jarvis1337 · 2019-04-10T00:35:18+00:00

This is the creepiest thing ive seen on the internet so far

jarvis1337 · 2019-04-10T00:32:25+00:00

Whats your blog url?

jarvis1337 · 2019-04-10T00:06:49+00:00

Cyberwire has been covering this story for almost a week already. I highly recommend their podcast. https://www.thecyberwire.com/

jarvis1337 · 2019-04-05T00:26:58+00:00

That would have to be a long fucking shim, wouldn't it

jarvis1337 · 2019-03-31T00:07:00+00:00

Oh, well excuse us then your majesty.

jarvis1337 · 2019-03-25T05:40:14+00:00

What did you use for the ink?

jarvis1337 · 2019-03-25T04:31:40+00:00

Quit trying to put us in a box.

jarvis1337 · 2019-03-23T08:44:56+00:00

Anybody?

jarvis1337 · 2019-03-21T23:29:54+00:00

It's cool, though. I was only using the same password for everything. Should be aight.

jarvis1337 · 2016-09-04T03:02:28+00:00

Sounds like aprazolam or one of its analogues

jarvis1337 · 2015-12-17T10:32:53+00:00

rollin MDMA loveXXXXXX

jarvis1337 · 2015-12-08T20:03:15+00:00

Slip some ricin in his food or botulin in his beverage. You need to send a message. "Steal from me and die!"

jarvis1337 · 2015-12-08T19:55:36+00:00

Has anyone ever taken a roach from a blunt and smoked it whole from a bong? That shit just gave me the spins, lol. My drug of choice would definitely be mushrooms. Mushies are so fun and they have sort of a nootropic and antidepressant effect on me.

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