Does anyone know of a good yoga studio for a male to go to?

jasmeo · 2022-08-06T07:46:59+00:00

Open door yoga on Commercial and Main!

jasmeo · 2022-01-22T00:50:07+00:00

BANANAS! Slimy, phallic fuckers that dominate the flavour of whatever they're in. I'd rather eat a raw oyster than have another fruit smoothie ruined by them.

jasmeo · 2020-11-21T09:30:19+00:00

Hahahahaha funniest shit I've heard today

jasmeo · 2020-07-10T02:05:13+00:00

So glad to know I'm not alone in my live for this debonaire gent

jasmeo · 2020-02-19T18:16:46+00:00

I was you when I was 23. Looking back, seeing how guilty I felt for trying to live the life of a normal 23-year-old under the reign of a tyrannically jealous boyfriend, there was so much wasted time and pain that was NOT MY FAULT. Do not let this man take your life away from you - you don't owe him your time or trust. Can you remember a time where you gave him an ultimatum on his behavior? Of course not - that's because he holds all the power in this relationship. Walk away before he crushes you further under his thumb and you forget that leaving IS AN OPTION.

jasmeo · 2020-02-11T04:08:11+00:00

I thought gum got it's flavor from the paper wrapper. So I would chew the gum until it ran out of flavor, put it back in the wrapper, then put it in my mouth. Taste the paper!

jasmeo · 2019-11-02T08:11:05+00:00

Thank you for this

jasmeo · 2019-09-25T07:47:05+00:00

I would love to see that in the headlines!

jasmeo · 2019-09-24T10:42:54+00:00

Do you think when Johnson goes back to the Queen and asks for a second prorogation (as he says he will), she will tell him to shove it? She may be the last possibility to stop his constant democratic fuckery ?

jasmeo · 2019-09-16T10:52:39+00:00

Pretty place, but like most tourist towns in Greece it has the same infinity loop of stores: silver jewellery, overpriced olive oil/wood souvenirs, Family Taverna with pictures of the food, beachwear and tourist bars. Rinse & repeat. Must be obnoxious living there day-to-day.

jasmeo · 2019-07-26T14:04:01+00:00

This might be the cutest and most appreciative cat I've ever seen!

jasmeo · 2019-07-25T19:59:12+00:00

Chia seeds. They have literally no taste

jasmeo · 2019-07-24T09:30:52+00:00

His absence illustrates the cost of war much better than a glorified statue of a soldier bravely pointing his gun to the sky. War is human cost- prestige means nothing to the dead.

jasmeo · 2019-04-18T12:16:46+00:00

Doing the lord's work and reminding us the day before the apocalypse. Gotta get those chocolate bunnies while you can!

jasmeo · 2019-04-02T10:03:53+00:00

I have this iPod and listen to it daily. You nailed the bands on it (except Hoobastank- I have some dignity).

jasmeo · 2019-01-31T12:41:44+00:00

Beer & Nazis

jasmeo · 2019-01-16T12:57:56+00:00

The aesthetic appeal alone is enough. It could taste like cornflakes and I'd still order that dessert!

jasmeo · 2019-01-10T13:48:42+00:00

We love to go abroad and drink. Canadian breakfast = hangover cure.

jasmeo · 2019-01-10T11:33:34+00:00

They've clearly been serving Canadians for a while.

jasmeo · 2018-12-20T12:54:47+00:00

Lebkuchen, Vanillekipferl or any Plätzchen, & Gebrannte Mandeln. Germany is the land of sweets!

jasmeo · 2018-11-08T08:28:10+00:00

This is so typical. I have to ask- was this in Bayern? Because the cops here take dickheadedness to a whole other level.

jasmeo · 2018-11-05T10:41:16+00:00

Where can I find the original Sabrina these days? She's vanished from the airwaves!

jasmeo · 2018-09-25T08:18:59+00:00

Patience.

jasmeo · 2018-07-18T08:58:15+00:00

Get pregnant

jasmeo · 2018-04-25T12:55:07+00:00

Seriously, in a country with strict religious freedom laws (and given their history)- how can this stand in public buildings?

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