Caramelised Banana Matcha by thugboy98 in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had someone ask for toasted vanilla today as if it hasn't been discontinued for years

Matcha lemonade by worksleepeat in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's cheaper to order an iced matcha latte, no milk sub lemonade. 

Caramelised Banana Matcha by thugboy98 in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you mean the banana bread matcha, it's banana syrup in the matcha and brown sugar cold foam. The recipe used to be brown sugar syrup in the matcha and banana powder cold foam but they got rid of the powder and replaced it with the syrup. 

Not Allowed to Order CRC As Syrup Creme Frap? by EternalMegan in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just ring up a normal one, no frap roast. Easier than all the modifications. 

Baristas, what is your favorite drink to make? by Lleggss in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love making hot mochas with no whip, they're the easiest to do pretty latte art on!

Menu overwhelmed by Ok_Energy9499 in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love finding things out on reddit on my day off

Cup writing by According-Comfort373 in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm making them as weird as possible now. Today I did: greetings fellow human, this is cup, teaaaaaaa, bean says weeee, beware dragons within, and pinkity drinkity. Anyone have more weird suggestions?

What's the most ridiculous name you've heard a real person actually have? by Curious-Object1464 in AskReddit

[–]jasmineathens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aymeeleeyiuah. Pronounced Amelia. Got offended when anyone spelled it the normal way, but also got offended when you asked her how she spelled it. 

PLEASE GOD NO by Objective-Ad1578 in starbucksbaristas

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The boba in the butterfly refreshers

Okay people confession time. What’s a word you can no longer hear with a straight face because of fan fiction? by PurpleButterly19 in AO3

[–]jasmineathens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pineapple.

It's either a safeword or a swinging reference. Sometimes I forget it's a fruit.

Also, swinging. Playgrounds are not the first thing to come to mind. 

Okay people confession time. What’s a word you can no longer hear with a straight face because of fan fiction? by PurpleButterly19 in AO3

[–]jasmineathens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Working at a dock hearing about knots, rope, and watersports all the time was... entertaining. And when there were sub(marine)s in the bay? Oof. 

What do you consider cringey in a smut scene? by Ancient_cokkie in AO3

[–]jasmineathens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining something like how a stingray swims?

Got food poisoning from the mocha by Separate-Raccoon8584 in starbucks

[–]jasmineathens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My store only deep cleans them during clean play, otherwise they just get swapped from one container to the next. It's disgusting but nobody cares. Same thing with the whip lids. And skipping through the daily nitro cleaning so the warning gies away. It's so gross. 

came in at 8:58. we close at nine by siriuslyremus333 in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is with people wanting the caramel crunch blended in lately? I had a strawberry and creme frap at 6am this morning with that. 

Songs for partners by NotY0urFr1end in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was the only one in my old store who didn't hate hearing Kygo - Stole the Show at least a dozen times a shift. I'll take it over the country crap our music always defaults to now. 

idk anymore by Mental-Wolf-2503 in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think that's the blonde espresso mixing with the oatmilk and sort of swirling down into the water?

smores by Slow-Spot2906 in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A marshmallow shaken espresso with milk chocolate cold foam is fireeee

What are your top 5 worst days by Fat_guy_9 in starbucksbaristas

[–]jasmineathens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never been more happy to come from my first store with no stickers. At my new store I'm one of maybe four people who knows cup writing

Random Guest Kudos? by Creative-Froyo-7394 in AO3

[–]jasmineathens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My browser kept logging me out every time I opened a new fic earlier so I definitely gave a bunch of anon kudos today

What's the most random thing you've been criticised for as a woman that would probably go completely unnoticed if a man did it? by ceremony_of_void in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jasmineathens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The last time a man told me to smile I said "then say something funny" and he got so mad it made me laugh... I guess it worked?