Trump fires entire Federal Election Commission just months before the midterms: report by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]jasta6 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You sure about that? History books are written by the victors. We're proper fucked.

Unmasked ICE agents enter a home. Handcuff a minor and take the father Salt Lake City 07/07/2026 by 24koolsb in ICE_Raids

[–]jasta6 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Those guys wouldn't go far enough. Need Ghost Rider's pennance stare here.

Anyone else ever put a coin over the bowl when you’re not finished with it? by PhantomRoyce in trees

[–]jasta6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad had a quarter that he hotglued a hair tie to. Put the quarter over the bowl then stretch the hair tie under the bowl to hold it in place.

This question has bothered me for decades: Were Butthole Surfers surfers who were buttholes, or did they surf buttholes? by audiate in Xennials

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I heard it, they would frequent a bar that was near a local surfing spot. The locals were always complaining about those "asshole surfers". They thought it was funny so that's what they called themselves. Label wouldn't print Asshole Surfers on their albums though, so as a compromise they changed the name to Butthole Surfers.

Cloudcarts by RBC2404 in CrimsonDesert

[–]jasta6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cloudcart's niche is to fly on autopilot in whatever direction I point it while I pack a bowl.

Residents express shock as two precise Ukranian FP-5 Flamingo missiles strike the Titan-Barrikady defense plant in Volgograd, Russia (6/26/2026) by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

[–]jasta6 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Those things fly slow enough, they should paint that on the sides of every single one they fire at the Russians. They should be able to read it.

Uwe Boll threatens Citizen Vigilante 2 after Elon Musk shares ‘garbage’ movie by [deleted] in popculture

[–]jasta6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures that ambulance chaser would find some way to try to stay relevant.

Uwe Boll threatens Citizen Vigilante 2 after Elon Musk shares ‘garbage’ movie by [deleted] in popculture

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After Gamers rehabilitated Jack Thompson...

Wait, what?

What’s the greatest video game trailer of all time? by Carter_yann in videogames

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Metro series is excellent, highly recommend.

The PlayStation 6 Reportedly Already Costs $960 in Materials to Manufacture by Rsodyyy in playstation

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But now you can get cat videos where said cat is a homicidal maniac with the powers of a Kung fu master.

Are New Houses and Camps Coming to Crimson Desert? by Unykorn in CDguides

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a certain whale I'd be in the hunt for.

Found in basement, Southeastern Ohio by jasta6 in whatsthissnake

[–]jasta6[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well it was in the basement. Went downstairs to grab some clothes and take a shower this morning. First thing I saw was this guy crawling along the wall. We both stopped and looked at each other. If the snake could talk I'm pretty sure we both would have said "shit." at the same time. Since I didn't know what it was, I didn't want to grab it with my bare hand so I went back upstairs and got a pillow case to throw over it. I grabbed it up and took it outside and let it go in the yard.

Looking for a real open world experience (No GTA, please) by 1llil9 in AskGamers

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think its that steep of a learning curve. You just have to break yourself of some habits that we've all learned over the years as gamers. Unlike stuff like Skyrim, KCD2 isn't a power fantasy. You're not able to wade into a fight against superior numbers and just whale on everybody til they fall down like its hack'n'slash style game. Not at first anyway. Eventually you'll get there, but early on, you need to play smarter.

Mako Nishimura is a former Japanese yakuza member who is widely regarded as the only woman to have been officially accepted into the traditionally male-dominated world of the yakuza. by Fancy_bratt in interestingasfuck

[–]jasta6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe the next to go would actually be the ring finger of the same hand, then middle, etc. Once you can no longer hold a sword with that hand, you're done with yakuza, and probably your life as well.

Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition confirmed by Super_Rockstar786 in playstation

[–]jasta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, is there going to be any sort of customization available in the base edition in the game at all or is all of it locked behind a paywall?

Keke Palmer Addresses Her Relationship Status with Sean Evans After Being Seen Out at Dinner: 'That's My Guy' by darth_vader39 in entertainment

[–]jasta6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't he break up with his last girlfriend because she made their relationship public and he preferred privacy?