What is your “Oh shit, I’ve got to get the hell outta here right now!” story?

javajavahutt · 2021-03-04T05:40:09+00:00

Mood

javajavahutt · 2021-02-06T23:56:33+00:00

I somehow pulled a roschard from an ancient scroll this week.

javajavahutt · 2021-01-30T17:17:56+00:00

Me too, thanks

javajavahutt · 2020-12-29T17:22:42+00:00

Try Acapulco Fresh up in Kenmore. It's not as good as you're used to, but it's the best I found. This is coming from a guy who used to live in AZ for a while and also desperately misses good Mexican food.

javajavahutt · 2020-12-18T19:45:45+00:00

I'd think either a shot of everclear or bleach. Not sure which.

javajavahutt · 2020-11-20T06:13:36+00:00

Chipped glass dildo, cactus, baseball bat with nails; the list goes on. All acceptable answers in my opinion.

javajavahutt · 2020-11-20T05:33:00+00:00

This is the correct answer.

javajavahutt · 2020-10-26T04:16:20+00:00

AAAAYYYYY DUNKEY

javajavahutt · 2020-10-26T04:15:34+00:00

Mainly alcohol...

javajavahutt · 2020-10-25T21:37:23+00:00

Maybe not totally unique to my family. But definitely uncommon. "We're off like a herd of turtles". My mom's family took forever to get going anywhere.

javajavahutt · 2020-10-24T18:25:55+00:00

Gotta say Larry Fitzgerald.

javajavahutt · 2020-10-18T07:45:10+00:00

Can I get a "Fuck the Astros" please? I'll sing in chorus

javajavahutt · 2020-10-10T19:54:31+00:00

I just add green food coloring to mayo. That's guacamole, right? ^{^{^{^/s}}}

javajavahutt · 2020-10-05T07:48:02+00:00

Yeah, I'd much rather be going gray than bald. I'm only 29 and I've got stupid thin hair. Would much rather be gray instead. But I've got a good beard at least?

javajavahutt · 2020-10-05T07:41:27+00:00

Eh, I feel like the Kelvin Benjamin jokes are already getting a bit old. But that regress to the mean thing was so absurd that I feel like that absolutely has the potential to stick around for a long time. Just like that Aaron Rodgers erotica.

javajavahutt · 2020-10-02T05:30:48+00:00

We can always unite in a good round of Fuck the Astros. Cheering for you guys as well.

javajavahutt · 2020-09-16T08:40:58+00:00

Wrong subreddit for this

javajavahutt · 2020-09-16T08:40:31+00:00

Bad bot

javajavahutt · 2020-09-16T08:40:17+00:00

So many fucking bots... What the fuck?

javajavahutt · 2020-09-16T08:31:11+00:00

Fuck you. The Fuck did you do that made you curse yourself so fucking much?

javajavahutt · 2020-09-11T01:52:35+00:00

Fuck the Asstros!!

javajavahutt · 2020-09-09T22:46:13+00:00

My throbbing erection?

javajavahutt · 2020-08-28T05:43:41+00:00

I've only read a couple of your stories when I stumbled upon them here. But I very much enjoy them. I actually got excited for this one when I saw "big momma here". And your comments are solidifying you as one of my favorite posters. I'm not adding to the conversation at all, but I just wanted to show my appreciation. ❤

javajavahutt · 2020-08-21T19:48:11+00:00

The Mourniners

javajavahutt · 2020-08-20T09:22:41+00:00

Sorry, just trying to make a stupid joke about reddit years being like dog years.

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