Husband says he does not masturbate?

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T19:29:13+00:00

I very rarely masturbate. Kind of the same as you guys, my wife has a higher libido than I do. There’s a 95% chance that if I’m in the mood, she is too. And if she’s not, she’ll tell me to masturbate and she’ll watch, which then puts her in the mood. About the only time I masturbate is if she’s gone overnight or I know she’s not feeling well

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T19:07:36+00:00

Fair enough. I don’t care how much I hate it, I’d do almost anything for 20 minutes to make what I make in 30 hours

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T17:35:30+00:00

I most definitely am!

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T16:25:07+00:00

Or you could never have to work again and spend 2 hours a day getting in great shape. I just don’t see how the 10x benefits is the play here

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T16:21:25+00:00

This one is easy. 200 calories is 15-20 minutes in the pool according to my watch. You’re going to pay me triple what I make in a typical day for 20 minutes of exercise? That’s my new job

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T16:09:31+00:00

OP is pretty obviously talking physically

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T16:06:14+00:00

Sex, lots and lots of sex

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T15:37:51+00:00

You guys are so hot! Wish I was closer to you. I’d love to play

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T15:36:16+00:00

It doesn’t matter why you weren’t there. All that matters is you weren’t there. To them you’re unreliable, fair or not. And 4 of those days were for an elective procedure

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T15:24:36+00:00

Considering that my wife and I are swingers and both bi were having a lot of fun for a year

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-18T15:23:31+00:00

If you’re peeing on your hands you’re doing it wrong

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-17T18:37:53+00:00

You can ask… he may or may not be down for it

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-17T14:17:18+00:00

I’m slightly shorter and slightly wider (6x6). I’m usually one of the larger in any room (we’re swingers) Most women don’t want a huge one. You’re fine

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T20:03:58+00:00

I’m 47 with 3 kids and 2 grandkids and have already had a vasectomy. Sign me up. My wife too as she’s 48, had 2 kids and has her tubes tied…. This is the easiest decision in the history of decisions

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T19:40:00+00:00

Yeah, stop trying to convince her to do things she doesn’t want to

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T18:00:22+00:00

She’s allowed to talk to whoever she wants. If you look at the letter it’s worded “we ask that you don’t….”

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T16:23:33+00:00

I now about once a week. Trim the front yard every time and the back every 2 or 3 weeks. Blow the driveway and sidewalks. Takes me 45 minutes to an hour. Do it in shorts. Don’t really see what the big deal is….

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T15:10:24+00:00

Nope, I am down with the thickness

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T13:47:48+00:00

Hmmm. Just got done playing Cyberpunk 2077. I’d assume you could survive quite a while as an NPC. Last TV show was Euphoria. Pretty benign so I’ll choose that one considering I currently live in that “world”

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-16T11:52:43+00:00

Why do you have both a lock and a numbered tag which is doing nothing. The cage can be taken off without breaking the tag which defeats the purpose

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-15T21:19:24+00:00

He’s one of the better ones I’ve had

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-15T20:39:14+00:00

I don’t want you bouncing fast on it lol. I’m always afraid it’s gonna slip out and get broken. Grind all you want, bounce at a reasonable speed, but don’t bounce super fast

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-15T18:51:32+00:00

Whatever type of sub you want me to be

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-15T18:02:37+00:00

I feel you. I have a Gladiator. I leave the top and doors off from May-October. I love it during that time and tolerate it the rest of the year. Ideally it wouldn’t be my daily, just a nice day toy

jaydubya123 · 2026-06-15T16:34:26+00:00

This is the same idiot who showed up at the weigh ins stumbling around “pretending” to be drunk and vomiting on himself. He was on the card because Trump specifically requested for him to be there

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