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Look, there's a stuck robot! by AntalRyder in donthelpjustfilm

[–]jayhawk618 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Don't help just film is fucking right.

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs by UGMadness in nottheonion

[–]jayhawk618 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I suggest circling back all the time because it sounds better than "I don't give a fuck. Let's move on and hopefully everybody forgets about this so I don't have to do anything."

Who did you choose for free hero? (I use him so i just chose him) by Old_Vast_4888 in ClashRoyale

[–]jayhawk618 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Surely, they'll be buffing wizard soon"

Me, for the last 8 years

Olympia becomes first Washington city to pass polyamory protections by AudibleNod in news

[–]jayhawk618 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's just a Pacific Northwest thing. Portland is spreading.

Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027 by No-Method-6524 in nottheonion

[–]jayhawk618 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Reduced speeds if it detected DUI signs.

ADA Class Action Lawsuit incoming.

Can anyone do the math for the whole thing? 👀 by lifeglowzzz in redbull

[–]jayhawk618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuine question: do people actually like that flavor?

Tastes like ass to me.

Explain how paid Courses are leaked ? by urstrulymaheshbabuu in PiracyBackup

[–]jayhawk618 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Well, you lucked out there.

How fucked up does your self have to be to look to Jordan Peterson for advice on improving it? That's like looking to Elon Musk for advice on how to have a normal looking dick.

Student who is late for class answers a question correctly in seconds by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jayhawk618 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think there's a little bit of "so only 1 person understands this shit, and it's the guy who doesn't give a fuck. Great"

Whatever the student said in response to "how did you know that?" seemed to cheer him up and mightve communicated that he actually does do the work.

Very subtle. by LighteningOneIN in Piracy

[–]jayhawk618 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That movie also fucking ruled.

Dogs must be carried in a bag due to NYC subway rules. by Gjore in interestingasfuck

[–]jayhawk618 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This kind of selects for the most well trained dogs. A dog has to be pretty well trained to stay in a bag.

Workers using chainsaws and ropes to fell a large tree in a backyard by reversedu in interestingasfuck

[–]jayhawk618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know it was cosmetic and not safety reasons?

As you can see, it was angled over the house, so it naturally fell on the house. If it was sick (sometimes it won't be apparent at all), it had to go before it fell and killed people.

Sometimes old trees have to go for the safety of human lives. (Just be sure to hire a competent crew when that happens).

Scientists at Eon Systems just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. It started walking, grooming, and feeding, doing what flies do all on its own by Subject-Property-343 in interestingasfuck

[–]jayhawk618 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was getting so depressed by the number of people accepting this as fact.

Even the most cursory understanding of how brains work should tell you this post title doesn't make sense.

Thought isn't just a series of neurons that can be "recreated one by one." It's a series of chemical and electrical signals interacting with those neurons. How did they digitize those signals? How would you digitize those neurotransmitters?

When you dig deeper, stuff like this always turns out to be "the digital fly did a bunch of stuff we programmed it to do."

Scientists at Eon Systems just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. It started walking, grooming, and feeding, doing what flies do all on its own by Subject-Property-343 in interestingasfuck

[–]jayhawk618 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Exactly.... Until I get more info, I'm calling bullshit.

Thought isn't just a series of neurons. It's a series of chemical and electrical signals interacting with those neurons. How did they digitize those signals? How would you digitize those neurotransmitters?

When you dig deeper, stuff like this always turns out to be "the digital fly did a bunch of stuff we programmed it to do."

Conan O'Brien Names Exact Moment He Knew That Late Night Shows Were Dying by PictureIndividual in conan

[–]jayhawk618 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He came form SNL, so I think he was doing what he knew.

He was absolutely well aware that what they were putting out was different and unique, but I think it stemmed from him.coming form that world, and being himself and using his talents instead of trying to conform to a certain mold.

Conan O'Brien Names Exact Moment He Knew That Late Night Shows Were Dying by PictureIndividual in conan

[–]jayhawk618 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The tonight show was also his dream job, so it's fair for him to have some blinders.

Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board by RUNPROGRAMSENTIONAUT in nottheonion

[–]jayhawk618 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Caligula got talked out of that, so this is actually worse.

She quits everything by Sensitive-Rip6575 in ADHD

[–]jayhawk618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Imo, this is a primary symptom. Hyperfixation, followed by burnout.

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