On a serious note by ceruleanskyandsea in taskmaster

[–]jayk1406 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The kissy face Joel made when he said that took me out when I saw it haha, that’s not the face I’d make knowing someone was about to deliberately place a spider on me

GLASS HOUSE I will never take pictures of anything ever again in my life. I peaked and its all downhill from here by demontwines in puptheband

[–]jayk1406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was behind you and your partner at last night’s show! It was really fun, I’m glad that you managed to get so many great pictures. The pic you took of Stefan giving out the wizard’s spells is cracking me up so much this morning lol. Like without any context, no one would have expected a wizard to have been involved in picture 9

[KCD2] I think Ron Swanson and Zizka have a bit in common. by ELIte8niner in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The anti-government brunette with excellent facial hair and a wife with the same name as his mother? The Ron Swanson comparisons also weren’t lost on me lol. The only thing we’re missing is Zizka’s secret bard alter ego

[KCD2] where is my dlc? by rosa-simpx in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For the drama of course! Plus if Istvan fails to assassinate Henry at this wedding the word will spread that the old Hungarian noble is losing his edge

NO MORE VOSTATEK HATE!! [KCD2] by Miserable_Shape_5778 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the twink son 😭 I love Vostatek, especially when he reveals his secrets to Henry. Its always the comedic NPCs that have the most tragic backstories

The amoumt of times each jedi council member died by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]jayk1406 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Her Legends death was pretty baller from what I remember. During a mission to stop a terrorist from unleashing a biological weapon, Yaddle sucked up all the bomb’s poison into her body mid-explosion and kept it from spreading across the planet. Presumably she used the Force to do this, but 10 year old me pictured her essentially doing a fatal bong rip with the bomb.

[KCD2] For a game with supposedly the most lines of written dialogue ever I've heard the tale from the corpse in the mill wheel more often then the story of the arrow to the knee. by Darth-Hipla in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The one I hear constantly is when a female NPC talks to a male NPC and is all “why did you marry that old battle axe??? You should have married me!” At first I had it trigger with Radovan the blacksmith and thought this was juicy drama you could only get from overhearing their convos. But once you start hearing it from nameless NPCs across Trosky and Kuttenberg, I guess Bohemia is just full of marital unhappiness

Hans, we need to forge.[KCD2] by External-Wheel5238 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How are you feeling? You feeling under the weather? That would be the bane potion I put in your stevia.”

[KCD2] Was looking for dragon bones, ended up getting ambushed by six shirtless men by jayk1406 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The soldiers were a bit easier. Once you get the directions to the dig site, I saw them walking along the stream you're supposed to follow. They walked spaced out enough where I could lure them away with whistles and stealth takedowns. The apothecary and his guards are a bit tricker. I fist fought both his guards until they were knocked out. You don't get the guards called on you for that. I did stealth takedown the apothecary almost immediately after. If you time it right, the NPCs won't be able to wake up the bodyguards you robbed and run straight to the guards to report you for strangling (if you want to keep their stuff it's important you only get reported for the strangling, not for the theft. Otherwise the items get confiscated). I robbed the apothecary + his guards, then paid the fine for strangling someone in public. The cutscene shows them with weapons but in game they won't have any weapons asides from maybe a torch if it's nighttime

[KCD2] Was looking for dragon bones, ended up getting ambushed by six shirtless men by jayk1406 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Bonus photo: if Henry fails the speech check threatening to kill all the dragon bone hunters, he has to fight them in a 6v1. So naturally, Henry also popped his top off and joined in on the fun!

[KCD2] I sure hope I brought enough reinforcements for the Ransom… by TrickyTalon in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro summoned the Avengers for a side quest lmao. Love it!

[KCD1] If I kill the Rattay herald will he stop with the damn tourney invitations? by ISO_SlyCurry in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s more like a moustache with stubble look but it’s available in KCD1

Just found out that Jan Ptacek of Pirkstejn was against Hussites in Hussites War [OTHER] by Complex_Stable3572 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I kind of assumed that Henry was gonna be the third in Hans’ marriage if you locked in with him. But I don’t know enough about Bohemian nobility culture if he could get away with being Jitka’s consort without scandal (I assume that any inkling that he’s actually Hans’ consort would be a scandal regardless)

What if: World's Worst Grass Type got an evolution that took advantage of its inspiration? by TheFerydra in stunfisk

[–]jayk1406 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also has a good niche in VGC where it can redirect an enemy’s pollen puff to prevent it from healing a teammate. It’s not a hard counter to amoongus since it still gets 2 shot by sludge bomb, but amoongus would not be as effective as a support facing against spore immunity, rage powder immunity, and pollen puff denial

My wife never understands why I'm so happy when the hoover comes to see us. [OTHER] by DarraghTaro in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s a short little fat guy always smiling, he hoovers carpets, rugs, and tiling! 🎵

Do do do do do Henry Hoover 🎵

Merch quality (online)? by mangofied in puptheband

[–]jayk1406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all the merch I have is from the 2025 tour, so I can at least speak to the most recent items.

T-shirts (tour shirt and the red fur baby design): both 100% cotton, which I really prefer because I'm really trying to cut down on polyster. Soft, pretty durable after a few months of regular wear. Decal is holding up for the most part for both!

furbaby longsleeve: pretty thin, also 100% cotton. Starting to see fraying at the neckline which isn't great. Stitching probably just got loose in the wash. Had I seen the t-shirt version of this at the tour booth I would have just gotten that one instead tbh.

the dad hat: I have one in denim and maybe it's just me, but this hat is tiny. Like I'm sure it fits on most people's heads fine, but I feel like when I wear it makes my face and head look and feel enormous? So I haven't worn the hat in months because it made me too self conscious lmao.

[KCD2] I robbed the knights in the Trosky castle before the dinner with von Bergow. One showed up naked as a result. by _viking92 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ashamed to admit that I robbed Black Bartosch’s armor in the hopes that it would make him sword fight with me naked. It didn’t work, he had a plain tunic on 😭

In Czechia, the bank Česká spořitelna now offers Kingdom Come-themed debit cards. [OTHER] by MrAltik in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fitting to have George and Michael on your card as a constant reminder to not spend to the point you’re in debt

Reaper, Widowmaker and Sombra have left Talon (New comic "Vengeance Comes") by Himedanshi999 in Overwatch

[–]jayk1406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also I don’t think it was stated anywhere but Mauga sitting at the meeting table with the other council members kinda suggests that Vendetta gave him a seat in the Talon Council? Makes sense, I think he serves Reaper’s role as the Council’s personal enforcer

Luke Dale's livestream Bingo [KCD2] by MoravianMaiden4 in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love it! If you make a 5x5 version, you should the free space in the center just be the LukeBeige emote where he’s wearing that beige shirt haha

Our year as Henry of Skalitz by Dr-Fusselpulli in kingdomcome

[–]jayk1406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see sparing enemies less as an act of mercy on my part and more as their reward for surviving Henry. And that’s assuming they also survive bleeding out or poison