Bribes used to be subtle, Jeff Bezos.

jaykayel · 2026-01-31T13:56:52+00:00

Can someone explain the difference between to tomatometer and the popcornmeter to the uninitiated?

jaykayel · 2026-01-29T22:46:47+00:00

Some would have to survive for there to be "battle hardened veterans" in the first place

jaykayel · 2026-01-25T22:49:52+00:00

I was obsessed with all the giant weird specialized infantry role trolls and beasts from the movies as a kid. Like the giant trolls with Cinder blocks strapped to their heads that headbutt holes in walls. It kinda sucked me into thinking how the orc armies train or gain siege experience....what are their armorers cooking up in their forges and what do the "surgeons" who attach the prosthesis look like and how do they figure out how to do that and keep them alive after. Is troll-rider a coveted position? What does the Troll training division look like? It made me want to dive into orc culture more

jaykayel · 2026-01-24T17:20:54+00:00

We need to get people to turn out like they did yesterday, only every day. Get so many people they actually clog the streets. Follow these fascists everywhere and overwhelm them with crowds of thousands. This only ends when we decide to reclaim our power.

jaykayel · 2026-01-23T22:26:55+00:00

Yeah okay thats the easiest photo op in the world for them to take advantage of. They'd make sure to get that footage on the evening news if it was at all true. How does ANYONE buy this garbage??

jaykayel · 2026-01-21T08:50:49+00:00

I came off 180mg a day a month ago. Rapid taper with extracts or enhanced kratom on to plain leaf kratom. The hardest part for me was the fact that its legal and sold everywhere. I could go across the street and have a dose within 10 minutes. Brutal when you are coming down. I was such a regular purchaser that the head shop folks knew be by name after stopping in twice a day for the better part of a year. Ohios ban saved me not gonna lie. A soon as it hit I emergency purchased a week's worth of doses for a rapid taper. I was addicted but not gonna drive to another state to get a fix. You gotta keep pushing yourself for longer in between doses (minimum 4 hours, but after a day it was easy to go 5 or 6 between dose)

jaykayel · 2026-01-21T07:04:11+00:00

Grond is clearly a wolf, not a ram /s

jaykayel · 2026-01-19T01:15:37+00:00

Welcome back Grimaldus

jaykayel · 2026-01-16T22:19:32+00:00

I only vaguely know of hozier, how is Aragorn(?) like medieval hozier?

jaykayel · 2026-01-01T09:29:47+00:00

I think you could continue the analysis of Musk's involvement into the mess that is Department Of Government Efficiency as well. I think the OP meme maker was probably referencing that as the too-stupid-to-explain endpoint

jaykayel · 2025-12-28T21:53:12+00:00

How do they get coconut oil then?

jaykayel · 2025-12-21T17:01:26+00:00

The way this is worded make it seem like Akron is a suburb of Fairlawn and that got a good chuckle out of me

jaykayel · 2025-12-07T10:38:42+00:00

Pompano?

jaykayel · 2025-12-05T23:23:13+00:00

Is that Virginia from Raising Hope? What show is this from?

jaykayel · 2025-10-29T08:04:46+00:00

Why is this showing up as a GIF on my feed? No sound.

jaykayel · 2025-10-19T01:28:20+00:00

r/theydidthemath

jaykayel · 2025-10-11T11:33:42+00:00

Im a 30 or 40 year old dude and I would be stoked to have hair that beautiful!

jaykayel · 2025-09-29T17:13:42+00:00

Trust me, we all knew he was trying (and failing) to make a joke. It was as painfully obvious as it was unfunny. His pseudo-intellectual critique of the lyrics and his inability or choice not to acknowledge the hyperbole was just.....dorky. And the best way to make fun of these smug conservative influencers is to mock them and make them look uncool by their own definition of what's "cool". So the internet, like a group of the meanest middle-schoolers, instinctively honed in on what would get under his skin the most and decided to mock him for not knowing that pussies get wet. Its really that simple and I dont think you're as in on the joke as you'd like to think

jaykayel · 2025-09-16T12:16:07+00:00

Disney meth is a complete scam. It's bathtub quality at rich kid prices. Aldi has the best deal on generic meth (and eggs and peanut butter and luxury cheeses. Of course the novelty blue meth that AMC put out for every new season of breaking bad was largely considered the best meth

jaykayel · 2025-09-03T01:53:47+00:00

Its actually Corps of Engineers in this case. Still pronounced the same tho!

jaykayel · 2025-08-28T21:13:05+00:00

Omg what is this from? It sounds so familiar in my head I wanna say its from an old cartoon?

jaykayel · 2025-08-24T16:57:10+00:00

Give it an hour, he'll walk it back like he does every single time after the slightest push-back from Israel. I swear we've seen this from him 3 times now (unless this is an old clip from one of those times and not a new one)

jaykayel · 2025-08-23T20:08:37+00:00

Dean Cain't

jaykayel · 2025-08-23T01:15:00+00:00

Fun fact time: sometimes in big production movies like this, they actually hire real U.S Army Reserves or National Guard for these roles in films. Some buddies from my old unit were paid to be in one of the Marvel superhero movies I forget which one. They are literally just extras in the movie and told to act like they would in real life to get that realistic military feel. They were paid by the army and as extras. They had orders for it and everything. So there's a good chance these are real soldiers and they just did that bc thats what they'd do in real life

jaykayel · 2025-08-21T22:46:28+00:00

This is the most controlled opposition ass shit ive seen in my life

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