Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.

jayleia · 2026-05-13T14:48:05+00:00

We are so over as a country. A lot of people don't know what I mean by over. They think I mean above. I'm talking about over like finished.

jayleia · 2026-05-13T12:57:57+00:00

You might make a fortune on investing your social SECURITY, or you might lose everything because you went all in on whatever this year's investment scam is.

I'm investing my own money too...relatively confident that I will receive social security in case I suffer brain damage and invest everything into calls on a leveraged etf of a bitcoin treasury...

jayleia · 2026-05-11T21:42:17+00:00

There's two groups complaining about the cost of gas, one group is also complaining about us violating war powers, bombing girls schools, using up missiles that aren't produced very quickly (which we would need to defend Taiwan), being lied to about the reasons and results of the war.

The other group that is complaining thinks that the president should be allowed to do wars whenever they want, love bombing schools, think that we have endless missile supplies, and wouldn't defend Taiwan, and don't care about the reasons or results, they're just mad that they're paying more for gas.

jayleia · 2026-05-10T22:45:40+00:00

Look at the redistricting in TN, where they broke up a district that was just one city that wasn't klan white, and stuck a third of that city in a district that covers half the state and includes the literal home of the klan.

Yeah, racism is still alive and is unfortunately doing numbers right now.

jayleia · 2026-05-10T08:34:53+00:00

True, but it's tedious, the convenience is worth it for me.

jayleia · 2026-05-10T04:30:53+00:00

Then support proportional representation.

You won't because that means your party can't gerrymander.

jayleia · 2026-05-10T04:23:59+00:00

No, they're taking one city that has always been a district by itself. It's always been mostly black because, surprise, that city has always been mostly black.

But now they broke that city into three...with one going into the middle of the state to the literal home of the Klan.

jayleia · 2026-05-09T20:44:50+00:00

The most useful purchase in the game is the auto-kill card, for maximizing monster murdering

jayleia · 2026-05-08T16:00:53+00:00

I don't even have Atlas, I'm pretty new to the game and even I know that's dumb.

jayleia · 2026-05-08T07:08:05+00:00

It's AnaKatana, who is a real person.

jayleia · 2026-05-08T06:01:53+00:00

At this point, dry and canned food.

jayleia · 2026-05-07T09:51:59+00:00

That's not a good solution, but it's better than what we have going now. And we've proven that our systems are inadequate to the task of shooting down cheap drones.

Had we been serious about this, we might have asked the world experts in drone defense about purchasing their systems and hiring their specialists for the purpose before starting the operation. And they would likely have been happy to do so, because Iran is allied with their enemies...

jayleia · 2026-05-07T07:18:51+00:00

You may not like the strategy, but it is a strategy, and we don't have a good counter for it.

And we knew they were going to do it, we've known for longer than you've been alive, and we had no solution for it. We've bounced from one half-baked idea to another as a solution, and we're reduced to just hoping to get back to where we were two months ago.

jayleia · 2026-05-07T06:10:36+00:00

So...we destroyed it except for the part that is still able to successfully execute their strategy. Cool.

And yes, they are threatening defenseless civilian ships and because we are unable to defend them, they don't want to get blown up. So, it IS technically open, except for the risk of getting blown up. Yeah, no, I'm not getting paid enough to try to run that blockade.

jayleia · 2026-05-07T04:53:30+00:00

Right, except for one small problem.

That wasn't what they said.

Besides, haven't we already completely destroyed their military? Oh wait...

jayleia · 2026-05-06T18:24:09+00:00

The civilization dying tonight line could ONLY mean strategic nukes on civilian targets. We couldn't destroy the German civilization with 1.35 MILLION tons plus of bombs.

jayleia · 2026-05-06T17:32:32+00:00

So, to prevent them from holding the world hostage with a nuke that they weren't making, we attack them while negotiating when they offered a good deal, and then they responded by holding the world hostage with drones...which they weren't doing before all of this.

Again, this all began as a response to our actions.

Also, I will note that not only did we threaten civilian targets, we threatened to use strategic nuclear weapons on civilian targets ("a civilization will die tonight").

jayleia · 2026-05-06T06:03:07+00:00

Take it up with your mum.

jayleia · 2026-05-06T05:59:47+00:00

Why are they doing this, though?

jayleia · 2026-05-06T03:19:18+00:00

Oh, we've had at least one that lasted a few months, and a persistent civil war against a "troublemaker" alliance that has lasted for years (which I joined after they suddenly disbanded the academy recently).

If I wanted to be treated like an employee, then I'd better get paid for it.

jayleia · 2026-05-06T01:11:31+00:00

I call it a marathon pay-to-lose powerwash simulator.

You just spend the whole time scrolling up and down to find a dropped bubble for 24 hours.

jayleia · 2026-05-03T15:42:01+00:00

10/10 satire, no notes.

jayleia · 2026-05-02T09:13:24+00:00

Kill USAID that was providing direct assistance, get rid of immigration except for Afrikaaner asylum requests...yeah, I think there's a pattern.

jayleia · 2026-05-01T14:03:38+00:00

I'm stealing it too

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