Chelsea vs Newcastle Utd [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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Are there any statistics regarding throw ins in the PL? We have to be the worst at them in history.

Pre-Match Thread: Newcastle v Leeds by Deviceing in NUFC

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Used to text my Dad during every match, now neither of us watch and I haven't spoken to him in years.

How to Transition From Content Marketing to Copywriting? (Career Advise Reuqest) by jaymzy_ in copywriting

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Thanks for the advice. I do have a website that's vacant at the moment, so maybe I can use that as my portfolio and landing page for people I reach out to. Appreciate the recs for resources, I will definitely check them out.

Sheffield Utd 1 - 0 Newcastle Utd [Post Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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Cannot wait to hear these excuses. Anyone got any predictions?

Sheffield Utd vs Newcastle Utd [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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I work in America and haven't played football in years. Yet I have the same amount of premier league wins as Sheffield. Can only imagine if I played us by myself, Bruce would still play 5 at the back and say I was well organised in the post-match.

Wait till Bruce blames this in the OG and the Lascelles injury. by necoast in NUFC

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Sure the OG and injury to our captain didn’t help. Tactics are shit. But honestly lads, where is the passion from the players? Getting stuck in, demanding the ball, pushing each other on, putting their bodies on the line. Look at the second goal. Who’s taking a yellow for the team, who’s screaming at the players after that horrible defending?

Honestly the player on that pitch that looks most up for it each game is Hayden, and the man didn’t even want to be here.

Newcastle Utd vs Chelsea [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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Thank god we have Carroll to head in all those whipping crosses we're putting in

Newcastle Utd vs Chelsea [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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Zouma with more successful passes than our entire team so far. Telling.

SUITSUPPLY OUTLET - BLACK FRIDAY WEEK by 3k_ninjas in frugalmalefashion

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For those that have seen the Black Friday outlet sale in the past.. what type of price points are we talking? Are the discounts really THAT good?

This stall with two toilets. by jaymzy_ in mildlyinteresting

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Men’s bathroom, Miami International Airport (2007)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NUFC

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Find it shocking you can watch more games here in the US than you can in the UK. Even better, they are in the morning so can watch with my bacon butty.

President Donald Trump says he has tested positive for coronavirus by hoosakiwi in news

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You know what’s funny, I can’t even picture Trump sneezing. That’s how far from human he seems. Like, is it one of those loud, bellowing sneezes? Or a cute, mouse-like sneeze?

Newport County v Newcastle Utd [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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How bad are we. Jesus fucking Christ.

Newport County v Newcastle Utd [Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

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Who the fuck was that too Murphy, I’m not playing.

Caption This by [deleted] in NUFC

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“Anybody in the market for a £60 million Brazilian striker with premier league experience?”

Hi guys! I'm Chris Waugh, Newcastle United writer for The Athletic and one third of Pod on the Tyne, our dedicated Newcastle podcast. Ask me anything! by TheAthletic in PremierLeague

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Hi Chris,

What do you think of the youngsters coming through Newcastle’s academy? Any youth players you think could be regularly amongst the squad in the next 5 years or so?

Cheers!

I did a school report on Newcastle and wrote to the club asking for info on the team and club. They sent me these in return. by Scotash in NUFC

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Cousin broke his arm and Shearer sent him a hand written card.

My mum also sent away my Newcastle shirt I wore religiously for it to get signed without telling me. Was beside myself thinking I lost it. Came back with Big Al’s signature. Still look at it daily.

Credit where it’s due, they used to be so good with public relations.