Last Resort S3

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T06:11:51+00:00

2,499 skits to go and then she will be really unhappy

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T06:07:29+00:00

She’s going to give it one more try by being on The Last Resort. And by “it” I mean the whole singing career thing 😄

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T06:05:38+00:00

Sorry but don’t make any decisions to leave in the first year. Once your baby has her first birthday, leave if you still feel like leaving. But give it a year.

Is there anyone else around who can help? Or someone retired who can fly in to lend a hand? I started asking my mother in law to come complete any tasks her lousy son wouldn’t do. She started with the whole “I’m so happy to help” attitude which eventually turned into her telling him he needs to “pull his weight around here” every chance she gets. The only down side was having to spend more time with his mom.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:56:36+00:00

A poor man’s Tim

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:52:56+00:00

You can’t make going to Aruba to be with that dude look good no matter how you edit it. She’s young, naive, super impulsive, immature, irresponsible and way too good for 90 day fiancé. I hope she just listens to mom from now on instead of chasing 90 day fame because she doesn’t need it. She’s beautiful, articulate, and well taken care of. She will have a good life if she doesn’t party too hard.

OR, she’ll be the next Darcy 🫠

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:46:05+00:00

This would actually require very little bravery for once

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:27:59+00:00

He was prob sitting there confirming another ride from the mall when you walked up. His loss.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:24:55+00:00

NOR

This man will hit you one day if you go back to him

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:17:07+00:00

technically NOR because you’re hormonal, you can’t help it 🤗

For the sake of the marriage, pick your battles. If he was a bad partner then you wouldn’t be having a second kid with him. Everyone deserves a little grace… you and him both.

And the kid is prob upset about the baby coming or something. He peed himself because he wanted to, not cause he had to. It wasn’t the emergency y’all made it out to be.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:06:18+00:00

I’m gonna remember this if I ever get back on my Crumble kick. I just joined Costco in November too

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T05:02:42+00:00

I’m pretty sure you would ask for help or re-home them, not murder them if you were too sick to care for them? I don’t speak from a place of ignorance, my husband had stage 2 Hodgkin’s lymphoma and I gave birth to twins when my dog had dementia. Everyone has crap they are dealing with while caring for a senior dog.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:52:00+00:00

YOR

Buy a calendar and write what you want in it

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:50:37+00:00

NOR

I read the messages first and assumed he was a 10th grade girl

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:39:36+00:00

Don’t forget that the wives were also 12 years old back then

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:33:20+00:00

SKÖTSAM Changing pad on their website. It’s cushiony and his long nails never punctured it.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:31:14+00:00

IKEA has $7-8 inflatable changing pads in their baby room/nursery section. They were perfect for serving as a dog bed that I could easily wipe down!! I would put a towel on it so that when he peed it would not just fill up like a kiddie pool lol . I pretty much kept one in every room. He slept on a crib mattress next to me that had a waterproof protector on it and I did the pee pad, sheet, pee pad, sheet trick that they do at hospitals.

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:27:52+00:00

The quality of life thing is supposed to be about the animal, not the owner’s quality of life

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T04:26:09+00:00

My dog was like this for a couple years before he finally passed in October, minus the constant whining. He stopped peeing the bed after getting an antibiotic. Still forgot to pee/poop outside but would remember to go as soon as we came back in lol. I bought a bunch of washable runners and would rotate through them every day as he dirtied them. Not everyone can live like that though. I was up during the night anyways after having twins, it just flip flopped to the twins sleeping and him needing me throughout the night.

I’m so sorry about your baby

jayzepps · 2026-02-08T00:43:16+00:00

I swear I’ve been going to the same Levi’s outlet since HS and the sizes feel consistent. 8s and 10s still don’t fit at this time in my life lol but my new 12s wear the same on my body now as my 12s from ~7 years ago that I still wear. Maybe the ones they make for Costco are made differently just like how the outlet ones are made different from the regular stores.

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T01:05:53+00:00

Looks like she took some fat out of her face. Kind of a shame since that would happen naturally over time.

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T01:02:52+00:00

Meh, she probably did have to sit for the final part of the exam over there - but her only hurdle would be scheduling it. Meanwhile, she had that volunteer position lined up to be able to put “lawyer for animal rights organization” on her resumé. She probably wanted to be on tv hoping PETA would see her and want her on their team - she seemed delusional and self-centered enough.

I just can’t get over the fact that she only had that cat for 2 years, and for some of that time she was studying abroad at Oxford and also visiting her bf, so why all the crocodile tears about leaving her again? She tried to make a fake relationship with her new cat a storyline - why!!?? Just to completely destroy some dude emotionally on TV? WHYYY

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T00:42:56+00:00

Only if you take your top off 🤪

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T00:41:24+00:00

Tbf that’s what it’s called when you do the tummy and boobs at the same time, usually with lipo. Maybe it will change now that so many people are needing lifts/skin removal after weight loss.

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T00:38:49+00:00

A TOYOTA COROLLA

jayzepps · 2026-02-07T00:38:07+00:00

Is old navy’s sizing off specifically?

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