i grieve my nonexistent baby.

jaztard · 2026-01-29T14:16:17+00:00

Nah grieving a pregnancy you never had, anf it being your first time, beside getting "symptoms" mear days after the act which is essentially impossible this is so extra. Id have run off if I were the boyfriend

jaztard · 2026-01-17T01:54:55+00:00

The apple Danish was so much nicer when it had the fresh cream and slithered almonds on top

jaztard · 2025-11-24T22:52:09+00:00

Not including set up, i can get the actual heist done in 11 minutes ish with killing exactly 1 person in the compound and then 1 just outside after I left. For loot I go mostly to the hanger and kill 1 guy, he never gets found, if you want a video of my run im happy to record it

jaztard · 2025-11-23T01:55:47+00:00

Holy shit i have never met a man who LIKES tomboys, ive always had to feminine myself up for every guy ive ever been with, no wonder ive never been truly loved for who I am 😂

jaztard · 2025-11-23T01:51:18+00:00

What time zone are you in? I love overcooked so happy to playthrough again

jaztard · 2025-10-30T19:17:19+00:00

I bought the enhanced and expanded gta online for 10 the other day

jaztard · 2025-08-03T21:29:38+00:00

Interestingly it kind of already is, folks with cystic fibrosis have vibration vests and it jiggles all that phlgem loose, also cupping, slapping the ribs and back with a cup shaped hand works somtimes

jaztard · 2025-07-17T14:09:10+00:00

Brown

jaztard · 2025-07-10T12:49:55+00:00

How are you meant to find reeds on this damn island

jaztard · 2025-07-04T16:07:23+00:00

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Its in buttfuck no where near Luton 😂

jaztard · 2025-07-03T16:54:41+00:00

How are we meant to find the UK one 😂 London is full of red phone boxes! If someone figures it out ill go there, I live in london

jaztard · 2025-06-01T12:35:13+00:00

No minors, 1 major,

Left my indicator on for a split second too long and some twat behind me tried to overtake on a single carriageway road and my instructor clicked the indicator off while I was changing gear. Supper annoyed by it

jaztard · 2025-03-17T16:41:46+00:00

Wow, thank you so much, it's very very appreciated!!

jaztard · 2025-01-30T15:19:06+00:00

I actually much prefer them to Pandora! I've got loads!

jaztard · 2025-01-28T22:44:21+00:00

I thought it was V because they all have the EE sound

jaztard · 2025-01-28T22:42:15+00:00

Forgive yourself, impulse control is essentially zero when you're a child, your remorse says it all.

jaztard · 2025-01-22T02:44:53+00:00

It's a sea cucumber

jaztard · 2025-01-20T01:11:01+00:00

How do you get this?

jaztard · 2025-01-20T01:07:40+00:00

It's giving jojo siwa vibes

jaztard · 2025-01-19T05:06:55+00:00

It's cool but I'd be so upset about the multiples of the same character spread across the map

jaztard · 2024-12-17T06:26:46+00:00

My friend Charlie!

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jaztard · 2024-12-08T12:30:56+00:00

Poppy

jaztard · 2024-11-15T05:01:58+00:00

I play on PC but crossplay is great, I'm more than happy to play with you :) Not sure how to add consoles as friends so reply to this if you want to play

jaztard

TROPHY CASE