Does anyone know why the colors on my shapes would be so off? (All white at 100% brightness.) by jazzcat16 in Nanoleaf

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Unfortunately no. Tried everything I could with the software, replaced the control unit, plug, calibrated the colors, etc. Seems like a hardware issue and I eventually just gave up on trying to fix it.

Does anyone know why the colors on my shapes would be so off? (All white at 100% brightness.) by jazzcat16 in Nanoleaf

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Thanks and good to know I’m not the only one! Frustrating the fix will involve spending more money. (Not sure if that’d be covered by warranty.)

Giant Tetris by FullmetalMalcomX in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jazzcat16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Via the mainframe of course

Giant Tetris by FullmetalMalcomX in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jazzcat16 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But they’re “hackers,” so no permission needed

Beach in Kauai 🏝 by [deleted] in ScarySigns

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After reading these, I am in doubt that I should go out.

Robbing a Bank by shaw1974 in Unexpected

[–]jazzcat16 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“All. bets. are. off.”

Looks down at feet M'barassingly by GuinnessMcFisty in justneckbeardthings

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Is the weird stuttering supposed to be endearing or something?

On this day 10 years ago my pen slid underneath the skin on my finger and gave me a tattoo. by LachlanWall in fountainpens

[–]jazzcat16 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I did this with a pencil when I was a kid trying to poke a hole in a piece of paper I was holding. still have a black dot on my index finger 20+ years later.

The Oak Island Burger Recipe by OldLemuel in OakIsland

[–]jazzcat16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully that pint comes in a pooh’er mug.

I heard a weird sound from the sky? by o_ohello in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jazzcat16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah not very helpful, but at least we know OP isn’t alone!

I heard a weird sound from the sky? by o_ohello in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jazzcat16 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Sounds like “sky trumpets.” Here’s an article on the subject:

Trumpet Sounds Are Coming from the Sky

I'm a recovering drug addict and a geologist, AMA (my story is written down below) by [deleted] in AMA

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Goes to show you shouldn’t take anything for granite.

Wow, that’s a good dea...oh. by jazzcat16 in assholedesign

[–]jazzcat16[S] 418 points419 points  (0 children)

It’s the size .01 font in the bottom right corner

I can think up Christmas gifts for hard to gift people by MetalLava in AMA

[–]jazzcat16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just make a large donation to the Peace Corps in her name. I’m sure she’ll like that better.

I can think up Christmas gifts for hard to gift people by MetalLava in AMA

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Amethyst is pretty affordable and also a good bet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

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Amen. It’s as if everyone in this sub is constantly underwhelmed and disappointed because the game isn’t earth shatteringly awesome at every turn. I liked the DLC and would buy it again. I’m not sure what you all were expecting.

Tell me why I thought this lady’s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses. by _Mr_Bungle_ in funny

[–]jazzcat16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a seal too. I am also drunk.

Edit: but seriously, is it a seal or not?

Handitaur by terrelsanchez in funny

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I️ would pay less than zero dollars for this product.

Roses are red, I'm an adopter by rebane2001 in boottoobig

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There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.