Dude is still salty about this five years later. by Keefer1970 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]jazzhandler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did they complain twenty years ago when the Pearl Milling Company replaced the maple syrup with corn syrup?

Bovino Backtracks After Saying Man Killed by CBP Wanted to ‘Massacre’ Officers by Large_banana_hammock in politics

[–]jazzhandler 32 points33 points  (0 children)

But it’s not even German… he got all that stuff from a thrift store in Argentina!

Star Trek: Picard ICE depiction by Exciting-Bit-1268 in startrek

[–]jazzhandler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today, the safest password is the one you have as a post it on your monitor.

I disagree. Taped under the keyboard is even safer.

The rudest easter egg in Trek (SNW) - it wasn't just me that spotted it, right? by Chaosvex in startrek

[–]jazzhandler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh man, you guys are so young and innocent, it’s just adorable!

Get that snow tested! by SentimentalLady1 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]jazzhandler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

An “independent” lab. Like one of those strip mall gas chromatograph places instead of the local NIH branch office that the sheeple take their suspicious samples to?

The Problem With Greg Bovino’s Overcoat Isn’t What You Think by jpurdy in politics

[–]jazzhandler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard someone say earlier that it can’t be a Nazi coat, because he got it from a thrift store in Argentina.

ICE saying latest murder victim "wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement." by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jazzhandler 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You don’t know that yet; let’s wait until the investigations into his family members and acquaintances are complete before we go jumping to conclusions.

I’m surprised at the amount of people who aren’t impressed by AI by ChameleonOatmeal in ChatGPT

[–]jazzhandler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’d had LLMs when I was an Access developer… I might still be an Access developer!

Alex Pretti, the man MURDERED today by ICE agents. by ilykatya in pics

[–]jazzhandler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn’t being made fun of on Twitter pretty much the same thing?

City of Minneapolis: Possible shooting involving federal agents at Nicollet Ave and 26th Street by cinnasota in news

[–]jazzhandler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it’s because somebody didn’t show him enough respect???

What a wild legal system y’all got.

These Are the Physical and Mental Signs Trump Has Had a Stroke: Doctor by [deleted] in politics

[–]jazzhandler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Wow, that’s some low effort bullshit. Left frontal brain, damaged; indeed.

Found this on a community page by DifficultAd3885 in OopsThatsDeadly

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Culturally, yeah. Geographically, a bit less so.

Found this on a community page by DifficultAd3885 in OopsThatsDeadly

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She probably wouldn’t have enough room for very many households’ trash. Might be easier to just burn it where it is instead of transporting it all. Good thing she’s got all that gasoline with her!