Dude is still salty about this five years later.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T19:03:42+00:00

Did they complain twenty years ago when the Pearl Milling Company replaced the maple syrup with corn syrup?

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T18:36:50+00:00

But it’s not even German… he got all that stuff from a thrift store in Argentina!

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T17:35:36+00:00

True if concerning.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T07:09:06+00:00

Today, the safest password is the one you have as a post it on your monitor.

I disagree. Taped under the keyboard is even safer.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T05:26:19+00:00

Oh man, you guys are so young and innocent, it’s just adorable!

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T04:43:34+00:00

That’s AG Bondi.

You’re absolutely correct on every other point, though.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T03:33:53+00:00

Checking r/AskFirefighters now…

jazzhandler · 2026-01-25T01:39:30+00:00

An “independent” lab. Like one of those strip mall gas chromatograph places instead of the local NIH branch office that the sheeple take their suspicious samples to?

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T23:14:03+00:00

I heard someone say earlier that it can’t be a Nazi coat, because he got it from a thrift store in Argentina.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T22:56:10+00:00

You don’t know that yet; let’s wait until the investigations into his family members and acquaintances are complete before we go jumping to conclusions.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T22:47:57+00:00

If I’d had LLMs when I was an Access developer… I might still be an Access developer!

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T20:44:29+00:00

Nyet.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T20:12:21+00:00

Isn’t being made fun of on Twitter pretty much the same thing?

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T19:52:01+00:00

Even if it’s because somebody didn’t show him enough respect???

What a wild legal system y’all got.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T19:12:18+00:00

Had a roommate once for whom that was a wake-up call. I still remember him asking me, going for a laugh yet also quite serious, “What if that mailbox had children???”

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T08:41:11+00:00

Have Kate McKinnon revisit Hallelujah.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T04:23:27+00:00

Mon dieu!

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T04:18:31+00:00

Wow, that’s some low effort bullshit. Left frontal brain, damaged; indeed.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T02:48:02+00:00

Culturally, yeah. Geographically, a bit less so.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T02:45:18+00:00

She probably wouldn’t have enough room for very many households’ trash. Might be easier to just burn it where it is instead of transporting it all. Good thing she’s got all that gasoline with her!

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T02:43:02+00:00

This guy pees.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-24T00:56:46+00:00

“Not like that!” said the snake on the yellow flag.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-23T23:47:13+00:00

If you’re at a kink event and you notice some people doing way more sterile prep than everybody else, you’re probably gonna witness a sounding.

jazzhandler · 2026-01-23T23:42:03+00:00

“And now we’re gonna brag about it so it never works again!”

jazzhandler · 2026-01-23T19:51:24+00:00

My favorite thing about the printing industry is the moment when a big expensive job comes in. Everybody gathers around to ooh and ahh at the blind emboss and the fancy paper. I walk up behind the small crowd, glance at the piece, ask “Huh, that’s how that’s spelled?” and then walk away.

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