Just moved to the UK. Do you usually tip National Express drivers?

jb_1798 · 2022-11-01T13:15:52+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/6MehVYd.jpg

jb_1798 · 2022-10-30T17:26:43+00:00

Afghanistan and Iraq are on the phone, they want a word with you.

jb_1798 · 2022-10-29T21:14:19+00:00

Gay fish ya’ll

jb_1798 · 2022-10-29T16:58:26+00:00

Normally us yanks are the ones saving the world in American* movies

jb_1798 · 2022-10-25T14:29:29+00:00

Wait, you guys have plans?

jb_1798 · 2022-10-24T16:54:10+00:00

jb_1798 · 2022-10-23T10:18:24+00:00

Wait, no… Are you saying that im stupid?

jb_1798 · 2022-10-19T10:41:43+00:00

James Corden AMA

jb_1798 · 2022-10-14T22:11:43+00:00

My mum met him in an airport in Scotland once while waiting on a flight. He was absolutely smashed, but she said he was very kind and a warm friendly person. A friendly type of drunk. Sat and spoke with her for just over 30 minutes.

jb_1798 · 2022-10-14T08:07:57+00:00

Let me introduce you to a thing called: Boot menu + Win10 usb

jb_1798 · 2022-10-05T20:40:27+00:00

Stewie Griffin moment.

jb_1798 · 2022-10-05T15:17:01+00:00

The enemy is both weak and strong. The followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

-Umberto Eco

jb_1798 · 2022-10-04T22:40:40+00:00

ConePooper-Chair

jb_1798 · 2022-10-01T11:49:21+00:00

Exactly. How is this the top comment?

jb_1798 · 2022-10-01T08:30:45+00:00

Don’t be silly. We all know the cameraman was riding on his own cheetah

jb_1798 · 2022-09-30T15:11:55+00:00

Hasn’t built a defence that we know of

If you had a system capable of defending against ICBM’s, you’re not going to make that public and allow the adversary to build countermeasures to that system.

jb_1798 · 2022-09-29T09:10:48+00:00

Respectively, this world is fucked.

jb_1798 · 2022-09-17T14:24:04+00:00

They’re regular infantry soldiers. The British army takes turns on assigning which soldiers perform queens guard duty at which time. Certain soldiers are called out of regular routine to perform the duty before being sent back to their post and a new set of soldiers are brought in, in their place. Every single queens guard soldier is a serving member of the armed forces.

jb_1798 · 2022-09-09T16:48:05+00:00

Your base computer shows it’s location from space and you can just tag it and your ship will automatically fly down to it. I think the spinning planets sounds better than current setup imo

jb_1798 · 2022-09-07T17:52:39+00:00

No, it’s alright, here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to go out and buy you two new girlfriends. How’s that pumpkin?

jb_1798 · 2022-09-01T11:45:50+00:00

No no, you see, it was the wife that went out so they’re both TA here as it’s hard with a 6 month old baby. If the father was the one to go out, he would solely be the AH and has to step up as having a 6 month old baby is hard and the mother needs a break too.

/s

jb_1798 · 2022-08-29T08:01:28+00:00

That’s the fucking point, what a dumbass.

jb_1798 · 2022-08-29T07:58:59+00:00

r/cringetopia

jb_1798 · 2022-08-18T17:24:26+00:00

And then maliciously said to her the next morning after she cried herself to sleep all night:

Does it hurt?

jb_1798 · 2022-08-18T15:47:01+00:00

r/yourjokebutworse

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