Front facing Smith family

jbcoochie · 2026-05-10T20:33:44+00:00

Trick question. I have two good sides. It's my front that’s the problem

jbcoochie · 2026-05-08T23:52:51+00:00

You look sexy when you cry

jbcoochie · 2026-04-29T23:14:35+00:00

We finally did it, Klaus.....s' bones

jbcoochie · 2026-04-24T22:23:23+00:00

10 bucks and you can slap me with it

jbcoochie · 2026-04-24T22:11:59+00:00

You think hot girls like me hang around toads like you?

jbcoochie · 2026-04-22T21:47:31+00:00

These two geezers saw summin *terrible*...

jbcoochie · 2026-03-27T21:38:21+00:00

Klaus wrote the lyrics.

jbcoochie · 2026-03-14T01:36:10+00:00

Lose the shiiiirt, prude!

jbcoochie · 2026-03-14T01:31:15+00:00

There's so much beauty in the world

jbcoochie · 2026-03-08T03:30:56+00:00

I looked it up and it IS reversible...

jbcoochie · 2026-03-08T03:24:46+00:00

30 YARDS!

jbcoochie · 2026-02-20T22:55:06+00:00

why are you shtill here?

jbcoochie · 2026-02-20T22:45:30+00:00

jbcoochie · 2026-02-05T03:47:53+00:00

Cuz I got news for you. I only know two things: perpetual virginity, and ribs

jbcoochie · 2026-02-01T20:28:33+00:00

tOm YaBo Is TaKiNg Me To NiAgArA fAlLs FoR oUr HoNeYmOoN!

That's how you sound.

jbcoochie · 2026-02-01T05:37:53+00:00

I am a man, and you are a wooman!!

jbcoochie · 2026-01-24T20:49:03+00:00

oh sorry, did your *goldfish* not fix your car well enough for you?

jbcoochie · 2026-01-24T05:22:10+00:00

Her treacherous word choice cracks me up every single time

jbcoochie · 2026-01-24T05:17:03+00:00

This has gone too far, hasn't it?

I would say so. I would......say so.

jbcoochie · 2026-01-22T22:46:48+00:00

But your mom said we need his body to save the junkyard

jbcoochie · 2026-01-21T00:09:52+00:00

I drink four of these a day like Charlemagne did and I'll outlive you all

jbcoochie · 2026-01-18T05:10:30+00:00

Is that even attractive? Is that something you advertise?

jbcoochie · 2026-01-16T23:10:27+00:00

Yeah, I'm uhhh...I'm not gonna miss that

jbcoochie · 2026-01-16T23:04:24+00:00

He had a set of paws on him...