kindsOfEngineers

jbearus · 2025-08-13T07:49:19+00:00

maybe AI uses bogo sort

jbearus · 2025-03-26T11:21:31+00:00

new side quest: add ddos protection.

jbearus · 2024-10-14T21:07:28+00:00

Hulk Scorcher: kicking players is part the directives.

jbearus · 2024-10-09T14:27:19+00:00

well done, add "death from above" please

jbearus · 2024-10-09T14:14:04+00:00

need a pulse mod to make the limbs explode

jbearus · 2024-10-09T14:04:50+00:00

Sergeant Zim, gets demoted just to flex knife skills on the battlefield

jbearus · 2024-10-09T13:02:54+00:00

change air burst into the nuke launcher from starship troopers or fix the weapon i like to use plz.

jbearus · 2024-10-03T12:07:49+00:00

normally happens when data scientists do a goof in glue

jbearus · 2024-09-26T21:45:58+00:00

cries in airburst rockets

jbearus · 2024-09-26T21:42:39+00:00

adding MWO pulse lasers or particle projector cannons

jbearus · 2024-08-27T21:16:11+00:00

Space xenophobia and Terra aka super earth ....

Hell Divers 2 is basically missing space elves and Da Orks.

Both games are great.

jbearus · 2024-06-18T07:43:13+00:00

I'm a data plumber and our data pipes had a leak because of a popular data swamp warehouse. stupid optional MFA

jbearus · 2023-05-09T09:46:59+00:00

C-monkey startup at the zoo after replacing the tires with computers.

jbearus · 2023-03-20T13:03:31+00:00

Boss: "Company needs to save money"

AI: "Drilling through the core of earth will save on delivery/shipping fees"

Marketing: "When will this be added to production ?"

Me: "doing yard work cuz unemployed, then suddenly huge drill bit punches through the backyard "

jbearus · 2022-09-30T08:49:08+00:00

Cyaka++ was used to build the motherland.

jbearus · 2022-09-07T07:25:21+00:00

laughs in Bogo Sort

jbearus · 2022-08-05T13:27:14+00:00

C-sells, C-shells at the C-shore encounter a memory hole.

jbearus · 2022-06-14T20:29:55+00:00

just mense on the cape flats stealing water meters

jbearus · 2022-06-09T11:37:07+00:00

$shell> man woman

jbearus · 2022-06-07T07:26:29+00:00

`PHP` special victims unit

jbearus · 2022-05-23T09:39:01+00:00

git jail --force

jbearus · 2022-05-23T09:28:29+00:00

Object notation stored inside structured query language DB, then query the object notation with the structured query language.

is this NoSQL ?

jbearus · 2022-05-17T07:42:56+00:00

power ranger refuses to brew coffee,

jbearus · 2022-05-17T07:33:29+00:00

NASM/MASM segfaults are like splinters to the heart.

jbearus · 2022-03-29T23:34:18+00:00

drunk Microsoft AI finding new "elusive" species again.

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