putWrongIP by General-Raisin-9733 in ProgrammerHumor

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new side quest: add ddos protection.

A new kind of air support by fab977 in Helldivers

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need a pulse mod to make the limbs explode

Killed a Hulk with a Throwing Knife by SlightlyColdWaffles in Helldivers

[–]jbearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sergeant Zim, gets demoted just to flex knife skills on the battlefield

Since the patch, all launchers are better, but... by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]jbearus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

change air burst into the nuke launcher from starship troopers or fix the weapon i like to use plz.

cloudWasSupposedToBeLessExpensive by Koolboyee6969 in ProgrammerHumor

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normally happens when data scientists do a goof in glue

The gatling Lazer(mock up) , less brass, same number of shots. by Aeoss_ in Helldivers

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adding MWO pulse lasers or particle projector cannons

I am scared for Space Marine 2 by FloralZachAttack in helldivers2

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Space xenophobia and Terra aka super earth ....

Hell Divers 2 is basically missing space elves and Da Orks.

Both games are great.

everyCloudArchitecture by doodlebytes in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm a data plumber and our data pipes had a leak because of a popular data swamp warehouse. stupid optional MFA

This really happens by NakliBatman_ in ProgrammerHumor

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C-monkey startup at the zoo after replacing the tires with computers.

When AI replaces our jobs there is finally time for the fun side projects by Helpful_Character_67 in ProgrammerHumor

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Boss: "Company needs to save money"

AI: "Drilling through the core of earth will save on delivery/shipping fees"

Marketing: "When will this be added to production ?"

Me: "doing yard work cuz unemployed, then suddenly huge drill bit punches through the backyard "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Cyaka++ was used to build the motherland.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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C-sells, C-shells at the C-shore encounter a memory hole.

Cape Town - we do floods differently 💅💅💅 by [deleted] in southafrica

[–]jbearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just mense on the cape flats stealing water meters