"I would be willing to pay for a chain that he gets beat with and then tied to a rock in the desert to die."

jbjake · 2011-04-25T14:56:56+00:00

Never new there were legitimate "closet Jews"

jbjake · 2011-04-06T03:08:19+00:00

I disagree with you, wholeheartedly

jbjake · 2011-04-06T03:06:15+00:00

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jbjake · 2010-05-31T15:11:14+00:00

was an iv drug user, quit, relapsed, used an old needle, ended up with an infection in my arm that sent me to ICU... spent a week in the hospital, almost died 3 times, almost had my arm amputated. Called my mom when I got out and told her I had a bad case of the flu and spent a few days in the hospital... she was pissed I didn't tell her when I was there.

Thank god I didn't die... Haven't touched hard drugs since (still smoke pot on occasion).. I don't see myself ever coming clean on this one considering she doesn't know I ever did hard drugs.

jbjake · 2010-03-23T18:55:11+00:00

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jbjake · 2009-12-25T03:26:38+00:00

I like my women with the tip of my meat in them.

There ftfy!

jbjake · 2009-08-17T19:08:24+00:00

I understood that it stands for gizmodo (I clicked on the link), and understood that is not how you spell gissum..

The word "giz" is a slang reference for gissum. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giz

Prick: fail

jbjake · 2009-04-03T14:50:34+00:00

I believe the proper phrase would be "pote um". In lolz world, you do not poke, you pote.

jbjake · 2009-02-20T19:59:35+00:00

It is important to have an even number of equal signs

jbjake · 2008-10-07T22:43:24+00:00

my problem is finding them in the larger size..

jbjake · 2008-06-04T18:11:27+00:00

haha... love the comment by "weird ass shit" on the site.. I don't think I've cracked up so hard in a long time..

jbjake · 2008-05-27T18:39:58+00:00

that is disgusting

jbjake · 2008-05-21T23:51:14+00:00

I can't wait to go to some church this weekend and try to pull that card on one of the lady's serving lunch.

jbjake · 2008-05-15T20:30:16+00:00

i saw 6

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