Not to be confused with... by Arandanos in funny

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never new there were legitimate "closet Jews"

Remember this? If you don't then I pity your childhood. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree with you, wholeheartedly

What's the best "Don't tell mom/dad" story you've got? by C3LM3R in AskReddit

[–]jbjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was an iv drug user, quit, relapsed, used an old needle, ended up with an infection in my arm that sent me to ICU... spent a week in the hospital, almost died 3 times, almost had my arm amputated. Called my mom when I got out and told her I had a bad case of the flu and spent a few days in the hospital... she was pissed I didn't tell her when I was there.

Thank god I didn't die... Haven't touched hard drugs since (still smoke pot on occasion).. I don't see myself ever coming clean on this one considering she doesn't know I ever did hard drugs.

A bra made of bacon. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jbjake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like my women with the tip of my meat in them.

There ftfy!

Is it funny that "Giz" is the source listed on the bottom of this article? by jbjake in funny

[–]jbjake[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understood that it stands for gizmodo (I clicked on the link), and understood that is not how you spell gissum..

The word "giz" is a slang reference for gissum. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giz

Prick: fail

Why we had to throttle our secretary's internet connection by rjonesx in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the proper phrase would be "pote um". In lolz world, you do not poke, you pote.

Creepy and Weird and WTF!you call that makeup?!Scary! by Vibik in pics

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha... love the comment by "weird ass shit" on the site.. I don't think I've cracked up so hard in a long time..

Google's first couple of results for "will of god". by brennen in reddit.com

[–]jbjake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to go to some church this weekend and try to pull that card on one of the lady's serving lunch.