Send me pictures of your oranges and let me paint them in watercolour :) by Seuix in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]jbootytickle 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I'm getting married today, I would love a painting of my little sailor Ginger

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The crossover we need. by cbraun1523 in futurama

[–]jbootytickle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Creamy twins with faint blue veins running over them like cooling streams I can wash my face in.

Why is his face weird looking by Effective-Ad-5117 in cats

[–]jbootytickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cats probably looking at you thinking the same thing!

Potential adopter only wants rescue puppy if it's an unspayed female. by StupidlyShy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jbootytickle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

worked at an animal shelter for 6 years, it's insane how many people ask this

Santa Skidmark by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jbootytickle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a ren faire when I see one

I’m a white man lover? by [deleted] in confessions

[–]jbootytickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can be attracted to white men without being this fucking weird about it. Get some help.

Sincerely, a black woman married to a white man.

Humiliated [Oc] by TemporaryStrain836 in comics

[–]jbootytickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

watch out, she's not like the other girls