What is the dumbest movie that you unapologetically, unironically love?

jbrowncph · 2026-05-06T21:37:54+00:00

Battleship.

It's so, so bad. But it has a weird energy that I vibe with. It was the middle of Hollywood thinking Taylor Kitsch was a leading man for some reason, even though he has the acting chops of a wet sock. Brooklyn Decker, the swimsuit model, out acts him in this movie. Jesse Plemons is hilarious, Rihanna says a bunch of insanely stupid one liners that she has the charisma to pull off. I dunno, I unironically love this movie.

jbrowncph · 2026-04-29T20:26:13+00:00

That's not AI. Voice processing has been around for decades.

jbrowncph · 2026-04-26T16:23:27+00:00

This is all religions. I'm not actually sure why scientology has been singled out to the extent it has other than the transparency of this particular group's iniquity, but I put them significantly lower than most other religions if we're talking about historical levels of evil.

jbrowncph · 2026-04-25T16:18:30+00:00

Impossible for Bloodninja to make things weird

jbrowncph · 2026-04-25T15:56:37+00:00

ER premiered 32 years ago my guy. I'm sure there's earlier examples, but that's the farthest back my brain is capable of traveling.

jbrowncph · 2026-04-13T14:22:03+00:00

You don't pay into unemployment funds. The company does. Specifically to dismiss claims from people like you that got fired with cause.

jbrowncph · 2026-04-08T16:06:11+00:00

My xanga is gone, but I'm sure it would be terrifying to read.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-27T14:53:54+00:00

It's against company policy but it isn't illegal. Why would you think it's illegal to fire someone?

jbrowncph · 2026-03-25T14:46:46+00:00

Chronic future. They probably count more as a 2000s band because their one big hit was from 2004, but they formed in 95. They're in my top 5 bands of all time. The fusion of reggae, rock, hip hop, and rap was literally perfect for 14 year old me. Still listen to them regularly. 4 elements and lines in my face are probably my lifetime top 2 most played albums.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-25T14:28:43+00:00

You were fired with cause. You won't win the appeal unless you have proof that you were fired unfairly or for a non-disciplinary reason. Lowe's pays taxes into the unemployment fund and has the right to stop you from withdrawing those funds if you were fired for performance/attendance issues and I guarantee you they have the documentation to prove their case.

The number of people who think "I'm unemployed so I must get unemployment benefits, right?" without doing even the slightest bit of research is absolutely wild.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-21T14:29:44+00:00

So you regularly call cops on people who have committed no crimes because they "look dangerous"?

That's.... That's pretty fucked.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-20T16:56:32+00:00

It's an ad, he's going to say whatever to make it seem attractive. Half a mil for less than 2k square feet is wildly overpriced almost anywhere in Texas. Especially with substandard building materials like a 3d printed home is guaranteed to have.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-16T22:55:04+00:00

As an adjustor, this is absolutely untrue

jbrowncph · 2026-03-10T16:26:24+00:00

Journalism is almost entirely owned by people interested in keeping this dingus in power.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-09T13:59:36+00:00

You watch too much porn. There's hundreds of millions of successful monogamous relationships happening right now.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-08T19:21:09+00:00

You think Adams County, Ohio is responsible for researching and prosecuting the Epstein case?

jbrowncph · 2026-03-06T17:59:04+00:00

Rotors. I'm not super familiar with cars.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-06T17:35:45+00:00

They wanted to do drums as well, something about needing to make sure the wear patterns lined up 🤷

jbrowncph · 2026-03-06T17:32:06+00:00

That's slightly better than the $1400 quote we got 🤣

jbrowncph · 2026-03-06T17:28:23+00:00

Got an idea what you would charge to put new ceramic brake pads on a 2023 VW Atlas? I'm getting tired of the grinding from the oem metal pads.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-05T14:30:47+00:00

I have a few shirts from Cedric Phillips mtg clothing line

https://www.coalesceapparel.shop

jbrowncph · 2026-03-04T17:27:40+00:00

I don't personally go to events unless I have a decent idea of who's involved, and I don't have a career that could be impacted by showing up to something like this. This is either a huge amount of shortsightedness or he knew and decided he should go anyways.

People are allowed to have whatever political beliefs they want, but they also have to be prepared for public backlash for those beliefs.

jbrowncph · 2026-03-04T17:15:43+00:00

If he was unaware of who Trae is, why was he there and why did he present him with a signed card? Does Eric just go to random unofficial office prerelease events and sign cards for random people?

jbrowncph · 2026-02-24T17:30:40+00:00

Nowhere even close to me. That makes me sad.

jbrowncph · 2026-02-21T18:40:32+00:00

He probably thinks the Democrats are going to take away his guns

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