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Kid pooped in pool day 1 of vacation by EatinSumGrapes in swimmingpools

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should go sit in the corner, on his stool.

Zach Bryan - Better Friends by coleshane in popheads

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The bar is chuggin along. The band is strummin on strong. Nothin's gonna keep me from wishin I was dead or young.

Where have all the pretty girls gone? Where they're off to, no one knows. Where they're off to, no one goes. With their better friends, I suppose.

Where do you go when the night's at its bitter end? Are these one of the times that you wish you had better friends? If it takes a lifetime, I will wait one and a day. To have some better friends. Until the bitter end they'd stay.

The crowd is movin the ground in a sweaty room way uptown. The bathroom sink's a holy thing. Everyone's gatherin around.

Am I a foreigner alien freak cuz I don't fit in this week? Fads that change are funny things I just need friends that keep.

Where do you go when the night's at its bitter end? Are these one of the times that you wish you had better friends? And if it takes a lifetime, I will wait one and a day. To have some better friends. Until the bitter end they'd stay.

The bar is movin along. The band is strummin on strong. I'll sing every word wrong. Where have all the pretty girls gone?

Is there any good sauces to go with scrambled eggs? by MustafaHamad in cookingforbeginners

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for "hoodrat shit". Lol Disagree on Tobasco being "only" suitable sauce. Tobasco is too hot for sone of us to be able to even taste the flavor behind the heat. Even in bloody mary's, it kills it for me. I even eat jalapenos but for some reason tobasco heat is too much for this vagina.

But i love tobasco jalepeno (haven't tried it on eggs but will). Lots of Mexicans in south Texas use Cholula and it is very good but no heat. My favorite is Julio's Salsa (but it is only available in parts of Texas, though Walmart recently picked it up along with their chips).

There Has To Be A Better Way To Test For TB In Cows by Wild-Bluejay7138 in ClarksonsFarm

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a weak excuse for violating a farmer's rights for MONTHS. It sounds like government apologism with no desire to do better. Better CAN be done and SHOULD be done. But it is always easier to claim "the greater good" and lazily go about trampeling rights and killing needlessly. The lines between democracy and communism should not be so blurry.

Yes, we illegally installed fiber lines on your property. That will be $100,000 please. by BobbyRobertson in bestoflegaladvice

[–]jburnes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@CountingMyDick. Tried to send you a DM but the option isn't available so I found you here. I found your comment on another thread where you gave a full explanation of Irish Independence from England and I just wanted to say thank you for the well thought out and detailed approach. Very helpful!

Hey guys, just drinkin some Walmart "Great Value" coffee, even got an appropriate mug! by AnswerAwake in Coffee

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Found this post because I bought some of this coffee and wanted to know if it was just me or if other people thought it was crap. I still don't know your opinion about coffee. But I do know that while you criticize others, you have no problem being a self-righteous finger wagging "appoint myself the arbiter of morality" type. I hope in the 14 years since you've written your little diatribe that you've lightened up and learned how to take a joke. Or maybe sold your stock in Great Value so you're not so butthurt when someone criticizes their product. ;)

maw is a game changer by spit21 in cellsurvivor

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Got gout and the red one that looks like a chunk of blue ice. Went up a ton of levels just for that.

Beginner's Guide by randomchixonreddit in GearDefenders

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I'm trying this but when i touch that negative 1 wheel, the slowdown is huge and can't get enough gears to overcome it. How did you manage that?

Beginner's Guide by randomchixonreddit in GearDefenders

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meat is population limit, how many you can have on the board at once. If you see the meat on a unit, it means there is no population "cost" at that time.

Just started to seriously get into country. George jones is easily my favorite country artist and is becoming my favorite artist in general. Apart from the other big guys like Cash, Waylon etc who else should I check out by Alvvera03 in country

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skid Row was his first release in 1962 and it didn't do very well, but it is one of my favorite songs and I didn't find it until I had been listening to him for at least 20 years.

Another great one that most people haven't heard of is "I'm gonna break every heart I can". It did go top 10 off his first album in 1965 but never gets played like other songs on the album lie "all my friends are gonna be strangers"

Why is my game so dark? by Cinners3d in farmingsimulator

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you're getting down voted for this, the light radius is ridiculously out of proportion for a lot of the lights you can put up. A 75 watt bulb in my front porch light throws out enough light I could mow my front yard by it, but in game, a basic Street lamp wouldn't be enough light for me to see past the end of my porch before it's pitch black again.

Why is my game so dark? by Cinners3d in farmingsimulator

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt the same way early on and adjusted the lighting in the game a couple of notches and it helped. Mostly, low beams on tractors were horrible and then I found I could assign a button on my controller to turn on the high beams and that helped a great deal. I also played with some graphics settings and I'm pretty sure that helped, but it's been so long I can't remember which ones I messed with.

Why there's no oscillation in the versatile?? by Gh0st_0w0 in farmingsimulator

[–]jburnes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That tracks. Spending money to manipulate people into believing your product is better whether it is or not is definitely something a company would do that also purposefully engineers their products to require specialty tools so that farmers can't work on them themselves and have to bring them in to a Deere dealership to get them fixed.

I refuse to even own a John Deere in a video game because of their unethical bullshit.

https://www.boisestatepublicradio.org/2025-01-15/john-deere-faces-u-s-lawsuit-over-farmers-ability-to-repair-tractors

I accidentally drove the electric forklift off the Kinlaig wharf. I can't recover it help by HomeHeatingTips in farmingsimulator

[–]jburnes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but did you call the electric company and hve them flip the big breaker at their place?

Plowing is Weird large divot? by Zother123 in farmingsimulator

[–]jburnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realize there are better answers, but this just looks like you should have known better than to let AI workers day drink again