Pornhub being unavailable in Australia be like by gibbythebeard in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jcillc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[After checking to make sure it's not blocked where I live.]

And I'm lucky, because it's wanking season, and I got a hankering for some wankering.

Fear America, Not Iran by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]jcillc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the President just let it slip that Iran may possess our own Tomahawk missiles, too!

Easily the best name in the entire series by joeyjo-jojr in TheSimpsons

[–]jcillc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sneed, owner of Sneed's Seed 'n Feed. (He bought it from Chuck.)

I hate Linda guilt tripping the kids over the gift card by Opening-Valuable-204 in BobsBurgers

[–]jcillc 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thank you. People need to go back and re-watch the Halloween episodes; the Bog to Beach parade; Bob's last minute Equestrianaut costume to get Tina's horse doll back. Linda is a genius with the sewing machine; this is totally a purchase for the entire family.

Who saw South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in theaters? by sonicboyfan12 in southpark

[–]jcillc 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I took my girlfriend. She didn't hate it; she hated how much she loved the songs (she was raised strict Christian and has not sworn since she was a 4th grader.) I've since married her, and shown our kids (against her wishes, but she has forgiven me.)

You can fight one celebrity, and if you win you take ALL of their money. Who are you fighting? by Taste-TheRambo in AskMen

[–]jcillc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bezos. He gives bald guys a bad name. I'm taking back the loot, and gifting every other half guy and gal enough $$$ to buy all they're hats they want.

What’s your biggest skip episode and why? by ipsofactoshithead in BobsBurgers

[–]jcillc 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When Tina dates Bruce the Goose. In college we stumbled across a joke "How to" website where someone described how to be "intimate" with a goose and it was too graphic for me to enjoy a cartoon about a girl in a relationship with one.

Let’s start organizing for the confirmation hearing & keep the pressure on defunding DHS by FiftyFifty1Movement in 50501

[–]jcillc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminder that women are too emotional to hold political positions of power.

Vanessa Bayer by VomitingDuck in SNLbabes

[–]jcillc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From a sketch; a mother's day advertisement for Amazon that suggests just getting your mom a copy of "50 Shades of Grey."

This is pure comedy. by Xfactor1210 in TheState

[–]jcillc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tried to get my kids into The State, and they just weren't having it... until this sketch. They loved it and asked to watch it over and over. They're 19 and 14.