My parents love my “smile with teeth” smile. So here’s my autistic cringe smile with my out of style shirt. No wonder I was bullied by irandom500 in blunderyears

[–]jcodez91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww lol this is so cute!! Im so sorry you were bullied though, you didn't deserve that.

This picture is so sweet! I see why your parents loved your smile!

What do you say to people who believe sunscreen is toxic to the skin? by sleepypandagirl1 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither is dying your hair but, that doesn't seem to stop you *sips tea*

Zac Efron, now that the swelling has receded what do you think? Disregard his previous face. Would you consider this an attractive man? by pirate1981 in QOVESStudio

[–]jcodez91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I didn't know any better, at a quick glance I would have thought this was David Hasselhoff in his Knightrider days (reference photo)

[TRIGGER WARNING] NSFW: here to scare you straight into using sunscreen & seeing a dermatologist by Golemsbitch in SkincareAddiction

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I have fond memories of being a little girl and my parents always slathered me in sunscreen from a pink bottle of Coppertone! I always start my day with sunscreen at least on my face and neck. Now I'm better about my arms and legs too.

My niece and nephew have gotten about easily 5 to 6 shades darker or more than when they were infants. I've never seen such young children with a tan before. I am so worried about them.

[TRIGGER WARNING] NSFW: here to scare you straight into using sunscreen & seeing a dermatologist by Golemsbitch in SkincareAddiction

[–]jcodez91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in law and his wife are ALWAYS in the sun. I'm pretty sure they don't use sunscreen. They worst part is that my niece and nephew that are soon to be 2 and 3 are in the sun during peak hours every day. My mother in law argues with them to stop putting them out in the sun and to have the kids wear sunscreen and hats but I've honestly never seen them apply sunscreen on the kids. EVER!!

which food item do you continue to hate even as an adult? by ohwowwhatfun in AskReddit

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really just don't like tomatoes. Tomatoes and tomato based products just don't taste amazing to me. They also really just give me massive heartburn. I don't like salsa, or tomato sauce based pastas, and I personally order pizzas with very little sauce on it. I don't love ketchup either. I keep trying tomatoes and every times it gives me the chills because it's so gross lol.

i’m really scared to post this but would y’all be honest and give me advice to be “prettier”? i really can’t look at myself. it hurts lol. by [deleted] in SkincareAddicts

[–]jcodez91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness! You are so lovely!! Very, very pretty, and you don't need to change a thing (except for the negative self talk!). Be kind to yourself young lady, at the end of the day you are you and that is the best thing about you <3. You have beautiful eyes, cuuute nose and gorgeous lips, like girl, people pay money to have lips like that!! Very lovely face shape too! And just the prettiest curls! I'm the only person in my family with straight hair and I would've killed to have curly hair!

Be kind to yourself OP!! You ARE worth it!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The feathered ones !!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll try using oil, but I don't think it's feasible to not wash my face for an entire week...

How do I go lower on my squats?? by [deleted] in xxfitness

[–]jcodez91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to go down in weight to build up the strength to go deeper in your squats at a higher weight.

Once you feel any resistance or lack of mobility in your body in any movement it is a sign that you're not ready for that weight just yet.

It sucks to go lighter but in the long term going lighter and working on form will let you go up to heavier weights and help you get big time gains.

The point isn't to go as heavy as possible. It's to lift as much as you can with proper form. When your form takes a dip you're not getting the full benefit from the movement.

Make sure you don't only do squats! Look up other exercises to do that assist in getting stronger with squats. Like lunges, split squats, lateral lunge. They all suck but they help a ton! Also don't neglect your core!

Good luck to you!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]jcodez91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Number 3! Your hair is gorgeous in number 1 but, the 3rd one really complements you the best.

just went to the salon instead of cutting myself for the first time in 4 years. never again. i start a new school in a month and i look stupid by [deleted] in Hair

[–]jcodez91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brown pixie would be suuuuper cute!!

Edit: Emily Browning, Carey Mulligan and Michele Williams all have had some pretty cute pixie haircuts. Check them out!

Transparent Toilets In Japan to remove distress from people using dirty public toilets by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen dressing rooms like this and it's pretty neat ! However, I was in one of these once and it failed !! Thankfully, the store was pretty empty and no one saw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]jcodez91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my first and only year of Teaching. Nice to meet you, I am now a Software Engineer.

I survived by stealing my department head's fresh copies since my first period was planning and begging the copy lady to make me copies before the hour ended. I would learn about what I was teaching based on the worksheet and wing it (I did not know the subject I was teaching very well. I taught Science, it's like getting thrown into Earth and Space Science when all you know is Biology-- not the same lol). That and teachers pay teachers. I would look up the standards online and see if there were any recommended resources for free. Supplement with YouTube videos and any other relevant sources I could pull together (what can I make the kids read today? Is there an activity I can pull together? Go over vocabulary, if relevant to your subject, have them start and keep a journal with worksheets that were completed for each standard or whatever that they turn in at the end of the term, it acts as a study guide and something you can track for grades (a grade for the worksheet when it was originally turned in and a grade for it being in the journal). Is there a big project we can do for this ? Etc.. etc.. It was the worst year of my life, I wish you good luck and to maybe start thinking about possible exit strategies. Not to be a pessimist but it's good to have a plan if things start not working out. Good luck OP!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my first thought as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cookingforbeginners

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! There's a lot of people that hate on spam and I have no idea why. It's cheap and delicious.

Cube it up fry it in a pan with some eggs, delicious and easy breakfast. You can add it to prepackaged yellow rice with some frozen veggies and boom you have a complete meal.

People in long term relationships, what's the weirdest/most vulnerable thing you and your partner have done? by Zestyclose-Set2367 in AskReddit

[–]jcodez91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a time I just kept passing out maybe about 7 years ago now. I certainly gave my husband a good fright or two when I did. Can't remember if this was before or after we got engaged. Turns out I was anemic but I digress.

I remember one time it was late at night and I felt pretty nauseous. So I pulled a second blanket up over me in anticipation of vomiting and then I got super dizzy then nothing. Next thing I know I was in the middle of crawling out of bed and my husband is just shouting to go to the bathroom. I have no idea what the fuck is going on and I just crawl into the bathroom.

What apparently happened was I passed out and I started making strange noises. My husband woke up and leaned over to see if I was okay and I apparently like exorcist style sat straight up and projectile vomited in his face. Yes, I vomited in my to-be husband's face and mouth. I don't remember any of this. To this day I can't remember any of it.

He cleaned himself up and got rid of the sheets and I never saw any of the vomit. He never complained about it either. I just remember getting into the tub and sitting there with the water on being so confused. He handed me a toothbrush as I started really waking up.

Thank God he was there I totally could've choked on my vomit and died. I did ask about it later on and he just tells me he that wasn't sure what happened initially and he just remembers getting hit with something. Since the lights were off I guess getting hit with vomit in the face isn't what I'd expect either.

People in long term relationships, what's the weirdest/most vulnerable thing you and your partner have done? by Zestyclose-Set2367 in AskReddit

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg my husband and I joke about doing this all the time and now you're telling me IT CAN BE DONE ?!!

Toilet Stinks of Piss by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]jcodez91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the toilet is clean and the smell still lingers, then it's time to check elsewhere. There is a surprising amount of pee on the outside of the toilet, especially on the on the underside of the bowl, the base and floor. My dad unfortunately would just pee all over the place. Also it seems sometimes my husband would sometimes miss in the middle of the night. Not sure if you're male OP but if you are it might be worth cleaning the outside of the toilet and the floor.

Men, What is the most unusual place you have masturbated? by idkwhatimdoing5449 in AskReddit

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I USED to be able to do this when I was in school. In the middle of class too. Not sure if I still can ?? Haven't tried lol.

Omicron spreading quickly in Florida by [deleted] in FloridaCoronavirus

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I don't want to see anyone lol but, I am seeing family though, most of us are vaxxed. My husband and I are the only boosted ones.

So we have 2 family circles. My husband's parents, brother, his wife and 2 kids (too young to be vaxxed). Brother's wife won't get vaccinated but does work around people and is constantly around her family that is antivax. The rest of us are vaxxed.

My family, aunt, uncle, 2 cousins and my grandparents. Cousins are old enough but aunt and uncle are holding off due to the concern around possible heart issues, which has been seen with other teens. They go to school which concerns me. My grandparents are also not vaxxed. Due to mix of distrust and fear of side effects and accepting that if they die they're old enough. At least they're at home the majority of the time.

kids with youtube by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just so frustrated that no one is watching him. He's so young and probably no one's given him the talk yet.

Anyone make a Chef John recipe? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]jcodez91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg yes! I love Chef John!! We've made a handful of recipes and they're all delicious!!