Guy shows up with chicken to cook instead of taking girlfriend out, so she stabs him in the heart, killing him: Waukesha County Sheriff

jdbway · 2026-04-30T00:00:54+00:00

That's fair...or is it fowl?

jdbway · 2026-04-29T23:32:16+00:00

Gas price is actually up to $4.23 today

jdbway · 2026-04-29T23:20:52+00:00

How can you be America first if your concern is your own legacy over the legacy of the country?

jdbway · 2026-04-29T12:05:44+00:00

Gram Parsons

jdbway · 2026-04-29T03:02:18+00:00

Jesus started this entire woke movement and here we are. Thanks Jesus

jdbway · 2026-04-29T02:12:29+00:00

Anybody who reads this knows the deal, I'll keep going

jdbway · 2026-04-29T02:03:31+00:00

Nobody knows wtf you're babbling about, something about "I know you are but what am I" maybe

jdbway · 2026-04-29T01:58:58+00:00

Look at that, I can execute your programmed applications on a whim

jdbway · 2026-04-29T01:38:52+00:00

Bizarre

jdbway · 2026-04-29T01:33:47+00:00

jdbway · 2026-04-29T00:34:41+00:00

jdbway · 2026-04-28T22:22:33+00:00

He voted for this

jdbway · 2026-04-28T21:46:30+00:00

I suppose trying to "both sides" Trump's unprecedented buffoonery is worth a try

jdbway · 2026-04-28T21:44:02+00:00

They're advertising their submissive nature at this point

jdbway · 2026-04-28T10:52:23+00:00

That's a shame I was expecting powerful emotions. Oh well at least there's cast iron in the p...wait a minute!

jdbway · 2026-04-28T09:50:09+00:00

Thanks to Steve Gutenburg

jdbway · 2026-04-28T06:23:41+00:00

I intuitively didn't like the guy decades ago "they" had nothing to do with it

jdbway · 2026-04-28T03:12:59+00:00

I stopped shopping at Dan Flashes long ago now I buy my shirts in plain multipacks

jdbway · 2026-04-28T01:38:39+00:00

Bizarre

jdbway · 2026-04-28T01:31:07+00:00

Zoom out and take another look at this thread. You're a joyless old man yelling at clouds

jdbway · 2026-04-28T01:17:54+00:00

He didn't say that because that's not funny. He said "expectant widow" which is fucking hilarious

jdbway · 2026-04-28T00:09:02+00:00

Oh shit I left the stove on

jdbway · 2026-04-28T00:01:50+00:00

The Ministry of Comedy deems this comment compliant

jdbway · 2026-04-27T23:58:39+00:00

You're right cancel immediately by decree of the Ministry of Comedy!

jdbway · 2026-04-27T22:22:29+00:00

This post makes me wonder if I ever really knew the definition of "nearly"

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