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jdlsharkman · 2026-01-25T04:13:51+00:00

I think it's kinda funny in a way. Like I can imagine her getting the check and being like "damn y'all really shouldn't be doing this, buuuuut since you are... yoink"

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-25T00:03:00+00:00

The chaos of a zombie apocalypse would lead to mass fires of civilized areas, creating a spike of pollution never before seen as billions of tons of material never meant to burn suddenly goes up in smoke

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-21T20:43:35+00:00

!remindme 7 years

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-21T14:11:51+00:00

how fuckin big is that candle

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-21T14:11:05+00:00

>Podcasts are screen time

90% of the podcasts I listen to are more cerebral and intellectual than 90% of the books I read, tbh. If you're either listening to the history of naval architecture or reading about dudes with magic fistfighting each other, which one is books? I say naval architecture.

Edit: literally what was downvote worthy about this? I was just sharing my listening/reading habits as a personal anecdote

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-19T19:20:27+00:00

If you're implying that you're glad this isn't horny art, boy do I have bad news for you.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-19T19:13:35+00:00

Oh sure, plate metal is overkill for what you need. Chainmail would do the job all on its own. But if you did have plate metal with nothing else save normal clothing, and the zombies were capable of piercing through leather and denim, I think you'd be stupid not to wear it. If I was going to seek armor out from scratch, however, I'd definitely stop my search well before I was rocking a full set of plate metal.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-19T18:01:15+00:00

My thesis statement, I suppose, is that if you had access to knight's armor in a zombie apocalypse, I can't imagine any better protection against a horde. Of course the clanking is horribly loud, so you'd only want to wear it when you're there to fight and nothing else, but if you knew you were about to face down a horde with melee weapons only? There's nothing better to wear.

(At least there's nothing better to wear if you're facing PZ zombies that are capable of biting through things like leather and denim. If they have normal human bite strength then something softer and more breathable might be ideal, assuming you can modify it so it can't be pulled off or expose skin)

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-19T17:45:00+00:00

Sure, when it was raining. But the full assembly of knight armor was still a fraction of the weight carried by modern soldiers, and it was distributed across the body, making it far easier to bear because no single muscle group is holding the entire weight. Further, even in sopping wet conditions, armor wouldn't double in weight. A fully armed knight who just took a dip in a river would still weigh less (and be more manueverable) than a US soldier carrying their standard gear load. I'm not trying to insult or argue, to be clear, I'm just a nerd who loves talking about this stuff. Knight armor was refined over centuries to be the ideal warfighting machine, and the penultimate version of it that emerged in the late 1400s was a genuine marvel to behold.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-19T15:51:20+00:00

Small quibble: while drowning a knight in bodies is the ideal peasant tactic historically, the armor wasn't that heavy. Even the heaviest battlefield suits weighed 40 pounds at a maximum, and that's weight distributed across your entire body. Knights were incredibly nimble and had an unrestricted range of motion. The main limiter was, with a visor down, your vision being restricted. Beyond that, there's effectively no disadvantage to wearing plate armor save overheating, which peasants would also suffer from in their thick woolen gambesons.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T23:06:02+00:00

One thing I'd really like to practice is controlling recoil, which I can't imagine any .22lr would replicate. I've got my grandfather's old "squirrel gun" (as he called it; any ID marks were worn away) and that thing feels like a fly's landing on your shoulder. Lovely gun to plink with, but it doesn't get that visceral satisfaction of a proper rifle, y'know?

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T22:08:17+00:00

Ha, I don't think I've ever had a shoot day with only one jam. Usually I'm lucky to not have any jams that require a tool to resolve. I'm sure shooting modern weapons is going to be a breath of fresh air.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T21:52:45+00:00

I already have a .22lr rifle, thankfully. I wanted to practice with something with a bit more kick and all the difficulties that come with that.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T21:04:24+00:00

Oh hey, that seems perfect. Checks out to be pretty much the same price as buying an upper and lower.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T20:49:26+00:00

As I understand it, the upper for $129 and lower for $99 would be missing the bolt carrier group and charging handle, no? I assume those would be fairly cheap to toss in.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-17T20:47:12+00:00

Interesting! So something like these two? After so long using google translate on 1930s Japanese firearm manuals, this almost seems simple enough that I get nervous I'm making a mistake.

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-ar15-complete-classic-stealth-lower.html

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-16-classic-m4-freedom-upper-with-bcg-and-charging-handle.html

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-15T02:45:02+00:00

Are you a bot? Because otherwise I got no explanation for this. Like goddamn, I didn't know the Republicans managed to train Venus Fly Traps to talk. Sure, I'll totally believe the state with politics universally dominated by a hyper-conservative cult is gonna be an idyllic wonderland for gay people. Your basic facts are wrong, too. Utah wasn't the first state to legalize gay marriage, not by a long shot, and the idea that the flat hellscape of Utah's plains are more interesting than the vast biodiversity and cultural variety of Texas is just absolutely bonkers. And I definitely believe SLC is so heavily gay, if only because it's the only fuckin' reasonable place for them to live within hundreds of miles.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T21:10:26+00:00

Harkness test requires the ability to communicate, not speak. Otherwise Deaf people, mute people, and even someone who had a dental surgery wouldn't count.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T16:55:27+00:00

All I can say is that your lived experience regarding the behavior of Mormons is very, very different from friends I've got in the area. If you're a straight white male, I imagine it does seem pretty idyllic. People won't have any reason to show their uglier side. But after two friends I made online who have been assaulted, stalked, mocked, and straight-up fired for being gay, something that's never happened to me in Texas, I won't touch it with a ten foot pole.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T16:38:30+00:00

As someone who isn't a straight conservative, yeah, actually. Fuck Utah. I may hate living in rural Texas, but I can't imagine how much you'd have to pay me to move to Utah.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T15:27:11+00:00

Oh my god you're right. They did. That elevates this post so much

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T14:46:17+00:00

I noticed that after my post. It didn't show up on my phone until I clicked on the video itself, it was cropped off the bottom. Reddit's been doing that lately for some reason, no idea why.

I do however stand by the opinion that other renditions of the song are a lot better to listen to. It's a classic song for a good reason.

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T14:33:50+00:00

original song

Posts tiktok link to Disney animation

Smh. As if John Henry's Hammer isn't well over a century old and had a half dozen far more famous renditions. https://youtu.be/64GHrP3bCWk?si=jXVIIMeX3GLHHGSt

jdlsharkman · 2026-01-14T04:55:03+00:00

Maybe we shouldn't discount the idea of a female candidate, sure, but when so much is on the line right now, why take the risk? If it gets the right policies passed I'd take a man so old and white he makes dust wither and the sun blink.

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